Craggy Island Superthread

[Cin]

Purity scores.

Note: THIS IS PROBABLY OUT OF DATE. I couldn't find this file for ages. The only ones I know for sure are up to date are my own and Brittany's, since she did it very recently and I remember it. The rest of these are from March or so, I think.

Screwtape2: 99%
U2democrat: 95%
major_panic, phillyfan26: 94%
unico: 87%
coolian2: 84%
jobob: 79%
Alisaura: 77%
Axver: 72%
Its Britastic!: 68%
bono_man2002: 62%
DreamOutLoud13: 61%
The Sad Punk: 60%
corianderstem: 56%
TranceEnding: 55%
RavenBlue: 54%
liamcool: 50%
the tourist was between 40-50%?
cinnaminson: 37%
gluey: 28%
Dalton: 25%
mysterious_jen, Varitek: 22%

I didn't realise I was so impure or that a lot of you are terribly innocent and virginal . . . . or liars

 

[Axver]

Hey cin!

Turns out you're 24th overall in the postwhorehouse post stakes, with 1,716 posts. I, uh, have 19,797.

 

[LemonMelon]

Reading though Kunstmuseum, I can now understand why Rob is the way he is today.

 

[Cin]

Hey cin!

Turns out you're 24th overall in the postwhorehouse post stakes, with 1,716 posts. I, uh, have 19,797.

not too shabby considering I have to share the computer with a Warcraft addict

 

[Axver]

Mine's an 86%, pretty sure.

Righto, will add it.

If anybody wants to search out purity scores ...

DUDE. where is my score on there?

It's nooooooooooot. What is it?

Still the champion.

I call bullshit on your score, seriously. Given your arthouse films and that Sigur Ros music video, you've got to be no higher than 98%.

 

[Axver]

Reading though Kunstmuseum, I can now understand why Rob is the way he is today.

We destroyed his mind, you think?

 

[Cin]

Still the champion.

have you ever left your house

 

[Gluey]

Hey cin!

Turns out you're 24th overall in the postwhorehouse post stakes, with 1,716 posts. I, uh, have 19,797.

where am I?

 

[Axver]

not too shabby considering I have to share the computer with a Warcraft addict

INTERFERENCE COMMANDS YOU TO BUY A SECOND COMPUTER!

Doooo iiiiiit.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Still the champion.

oh, go masturbate.

 

[Screwtape2]

hehe, like screwtype?

Let's see there is:

Screws
Screwy
Screwloose
Screwtype
Screwyou2
and a hundred others I can't remember.

 

[LemonMelon]

We destroyed his mind, you think?

Yessir.

 

[Axver]

where am I?

Hey Kim! You're 16th with 2,921.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

It's nooooooooooot. What is it?

let me go retake it, i only have a ballpark figure in my head

 

[coolian2]

Reading though Kunstmuseum, I can now understand why Rob is the way he is today.

We broke his brain

 

[Axver]

Let's see there is:
[...]
Screwyou2

I wonder if anybody's ever tried to troll this forum as ScrewU2?

 

[Screwtape2]

I call bullshit on your score, seriously. Given your arthouse films and that Sigur Ros music video, you've got to be no higher than 98%.

98 1/2% I guess.

 

[LemonMelon]

We broke his brain

All of his posts in that thread bring the lolz.

 

[Axver]

oh, go masturbate.

We should sign him up for porn e-mails or something.

WATCH HOT CHIX GET FUKKED BY WELL HUNG HORSES!!!1!1!11

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

k, do we post the pure score or impure?

 

[Screwtape2]

have you ever left your house

Yes.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

We should sign him up for porn e-mails or something.

WATCH HOT CHIX GET FUKKED BY WELL HUNG HORSES!!!1!1!11

i should send him my porn folder


i mean...kittens folder.

 

[Axver]

k, do we post the pure score or impure?

I was using pure.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I was using pure.

k. 41% for me.

 

[Axver]

have you ever left your house

He's never met a real girl.

Or, apparently, a blow-up girl either.

 

[Cin]

We should sign him up for porn e-mails or something.

WATCH HOT CHIX GET FUKKED BY WELL HUNG HORSES!!!1!1!11

that wouldn't really inspire me but if that gets you goiing Ax then I can see why yer still so pure

 

[Cin]

He's never met a real girl.

Or, apparently, a blow-up girl either.

would you be willing to share yours?

 

[Axver]

Hey cin, you want to retake the test? On my master list, there's a question mark by your score.

100 Point Purity Test

 

[coolian2]

i should send him my porn folder


i mean...kittens folder.

I should send him my kittens folder, but it might break the internets

 

[coolian2]

would you be willing to share yours?

Owned