The Sad Punk
Blue Crack Addict
I've been writing it out over the past week. It's about Coldplay, actually; Bono drops his wallet and Chris Martin steals his identity, but finds out that being Bono isn't as good as making predictable adult alternative music and screwing Gwyneth Paltrow.
Haha, sounds good. I saw that little scene in the Coldplay thread, that was promising.