Crackpot, North Yorkshire Superthread

[RavenBlue]

you're not dracula.. you're count chocula

oh Stuck mojo

what the fuck was that

 

[RavenBlue]

you're not dracula.. you're count chocula

oh Stuck mojo

what the fuck was that

 

[Alisaura]

so that's what happened to the dinoroars

they were eaten by crocadillygatordundees

I wished one of them had eaten Mr Dun-bloody-dee.

Nobody drinks Fosters and we don't call them shrimps and I have never seen a barbecued prawn in my life! They're too small, they'd disappear.

 

[bono_212]

And the sharks. Don't forget the sharks.

"Shark in the water"

 

[zuropa_fit]

I swear this post originally said Jesus.

I wasn't sure if that was public knowledge

Jesus. Welcome back!

 

[bono_212]

I wished one of them had eaten Mr Dun-bloody-dee.

Nobody drinks Fosters and we don't call them shrimps and I have never seen a barbecued prawn in my life! They're too small, they'd disappear.

Maybe not Fosters, but BBQ shrimp is quite popular here...and deliciosu

 

[Axver]

I'm not sure I've ever seen Foster's even for sale.

God, would it have killed them to at least buy some shitty Fourex or something? That's Queenslander for 'beer'.

 

[zuropa_fit]

I wished one of them had eaten Mr Dun-bloody-dee.

Nobody drinks Fosters and we don't call them shrimps and I have never seen a barbecued prawn in my life! They're too small, they'd disappear.

I barbecue shrimp/prawns.




you mean you don't all carry machetes around and wear croc skin vests?

 

[Alisaura]

..............

And the sharks. Don't forget the sharks.

Fucking sharks.

They pre-dated crocs by a long way, too. It must be a good design!

 

[zuropa_fit]

"Shark in the water"

not funny. I have to swim tomorrow. srsly. It's gonna be hard. I might panic and choke. I'm not joking

 

[Reggo]

I swear this post originally said Jesus.

Jesus. Welcome back!

Alright. It's true. I must confess. I'm Jesus. And I hate Larry Mullen Jnr. Spread My word.

 

[Alisaura]

I barbecue shrimp/prawns.


you mean you don't all carry machetes around and wear croc skin vests?

They must be the bigger ones... the little prawns I see in fried rice would disintegrate *L*

Sadly, no.

Neither are we burnished to a highly tanned sheen by years of bad plastic surgery.

 

[Axver]

God, the smileys advertised in the Google Ads sometimes are so fucking hideous that anybody who uses them should just be shot.

 

[bono_212]

not funny. I have to swim tomorrow. srsly. It's gonna be hard. I might panic and choke. I'm not joking

Notice the quatitoin marks. I'm just quoting a parody of a film I recnetly watched . You have nothing to fear.

 

[Axver]

Alright. It's true. I must confess. I'm Jesus. And I hate Larry Mullen Jnr. Spread My word.

Now this is a Gospel I can get into.

 

[zuropa_fit]

I love your avi, Jesus!



Dilemma: Do I drink the last of the port? Even though I've got a swim/bike thing tomorrow?

 

[Alisaura]

not funny. I have to swim tomorrow. srsly. It's gonna be hard. I might panic and choke. I'm not joking

You'll be fine. Poke them in the eye and kick them in the gills, that'll take care of 'em.

(Some kid here saw that on a documentary and reckons it saved him!)

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hey brews.

 

[bono_212]

I love your avi, Jesus!



Dilemma: Do I drink the last of the port? Even though I've got a swim/bike thing tomorrow?

dilemma: i've hit my limit, but do I find out , out of insane curiousity, what vodka tastes like if I dont' mix it with soda

 

[zuropa_fit]

 

[Alisaura]

Alright. It's true. I must confess. I'm Jesus. And I hate Larry Mullen Jnr. Spread My word.

Larry will be crushed. He said you were the coolest person on the planet.

 

[zuropa_fit]

dilemma: i've hit my limit, but do I find out , out of insane curiousity, what vodka tastes like if I dont' mix it with soda

I will if you will.

 

[Alisaura]

dilemma: i've hit my limit, but do I find out , out of insane curiousity, what vodka tastes like if I dont' mix it with soda

Metho.

 

[zuropa_fit]

Larry will be crushed. He said you were the coolest person on the planet.

 

[Alisaura]

Dilemma: Do I drink the last of the port? Even though I've got a swim/bike thing tomorrow?

How much? Have lots of water anyway

 

[bono_212]

Looks about as real as the original

 

[Alisaura]

Hey Bonnie!

 

[Axver]

Hey Bonnie!

 

[bono_212]

I will if you will.

Let's do this thing

 

[Axver]

dilemma: i've hit my limit, but do I find out , out of insane curiousity, what vodka tastes like if I dont' mix it with soda

It's good.

I don't see the point in mixing vodka with anything.