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Old 08-21-2005, 01:32 PM   #1
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Courtenay Love: I'm having Love child with Alan Partridge

Is this for real?

EXCLUSIVE:Wild girl Courtney reveals shock truth about her drug-fuelled Coogan sex fling

I'm having Love child with Alan Partridge

By Carole Aye Maung

WILD woman of rock Courtney Love sensationally revealed last night that she is pregnant by Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan.


Approached in Los Angeles by the News of the World, she confirmed: "Yes, I am pregnant with Steve's baby."


Courtney, widow of Nirvana legend Kurt Cobain, discovered her shock news just three days ago through a home pregnancy kit.


The baby was conceived during her two-week, drug-fuelled sex fling with British comedian Coogan in LA when they were both staying at the famous Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.


Courtney told us: "I'd rather not talk about our relationship."

But we can reveal Coogan's demands in the bedroom were a world away from the stuffy antics of his blazer-wearing spoof chat show host.


Courtney told her friend: "It was literally non-stop sex. Steve is a f***ing sex addict and has a major substance problem.


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"He even asked me to get ten Viagra pills for him so that he could keep going, despite the fact he was past the point of exhaustion.


"When I was with Steve, I did things that I shouldn't have done. I passed the line of what even I think is normal."

Courtney's friend told us: "Another time Courtney said he wanted to get a hooker.

"She told him she was too old for that. But Courtney told me, ‘That's his thing'.

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"He got a whole load of paraphernalia from the Hustler store up the road from their hotel.

"She also told me Steve talked her into doing something unsafe and said, ‘If he's given me anything, I swear to God, I'm going to cut his d*** off!'"


Rock chick Courtney is also worried her street cred could be in tatters for dating Alan Partridge.

She told her pal: "Tell me honestly...what does it make me look like that I slept with Alan Partridge?


"Given the grade A stars I've dated it's embarrassing. I mean...Alan Partridge!"

Courtney, who has a daughter of 11, Frances Bean, by Cobain, is dealing with the fall-out from the torrid fling while she is in rehab.


She was sent there by a court after breaching probation for an assault charge. She must avoid drugs, produce four urine samples a week to prove she is off them and remain in a drug treatment programme.


But after one drug-fuelled night with Steve, during which she admitted taking cocaine, she produced a positive sample and was sentenced to a three-week stint at a rehab centre in Newport, California.


Courtney's pal added: "She told me, ‘I'm not going to point fingers but, regarding this latest matter with the court, a certain person I've mentioned was around me at the time'.


"Courtney can't believe Steve hasn't felt in any small way responsible for what has happened to her in court."

The rocker is said to be furious with herself for allowing Coogan to talk her into unprotected sex.

The pal went on: "Steve laid all the lines on Courtney. She's such a fragile being at the moment and she believed every word he said.


"He told her how special she was to him and that he wanted her to come with him to visit his grandmother in Cork.

"He admitted seeing seven other women as well as Courtney but he told her he wasn't in love with any of them—he was falling in love with her."


But now Courtney just feels her life is in turmoil over her pregnancy.

She told her pal: "This couldn't have come at a worse time for me."

The friend added: "She hasn't made any decisions about whether she should keep the baby or not.

"Coutney is 41 and this might be the last time she gets to have another child."

Dad-of-one Coogan, 39, was divorced by wife Caroline last month after he romped with lap-dancers. Aha!
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Re: Courtenay Love: I'm having Love child with Alan Partridge

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Courtney, who has a daughter of 11, Frances Bean, by Cobain, ...

Wow that means she wouldn't have been alive when Cobain was...

Makes me wonder.
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I'd rather think of Steve Coogan as the guy who played Tony Wilson in 24-Hour Party People, although he was pretty seventies looking there too.

Still, Courtney is pretty messed-up right now but then, when has she not been?
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Wow that means she wouldn't have been alive when Cobain was...

Makes me wonder.
When Kurt died, Frances was a few months old ( around 6 or so?). And she's the spitting image of her dad.
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I couldn't believe this when I read it either.
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When Kurt died, Frances was a few months old ( around 6 or so?). And she's the spitting image of her dad.
Actually she was born Aug 92, he died April 94.

That was my point whoever wrote this didn't bother to check facts, so it makes me wonder how much is true.
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my sister LOVES courtney love
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please, do not get me started on what a fucking filthy, disgusting waste-of-skin SKAG i think courtney love is. omg here it comes, i have to log off now...
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I feel so, so bad for Frances Bean. Here's to hoping against all odds that she ends up a fairly normal, well-adjusted person. I hope she's spent more time with nannies than she has with her frightening mother.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Courtenay Love: I'm having Love child with Alan Partridge

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Actually she was born Aug 92, he died April 94.

That was my point whoever wrote this didn't bother to check facts, so it makes me wonder how much is true.
Was she? Ah well, she was very young anyways.
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I have no idea who that is

This is the picture they had on Gawker

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I thought that said Andy Partridge at first, and was about to make some kind of ecstasy/XTC joke, but...
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