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Bullshit Bingo
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!

How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

Synergy Strategic Fit Core Competencies Best Practice Bottom Line
Revisit ?swim lanes? 24/7 Out of the Loop Benchmark
Value-Added Proactive Win-Win Think Outside the Box Fast Track
Result-Driven Empower [or] Empowerment Knowledge Base At the End of the Day Touch Base
Mindset Spin Ball Park Game Plan Leverage

Testimonials from satisfied players:
"I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I won." -Jack W. - Boston
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." -David D. - Florida
"What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." -Bill R - New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box." -Ben G. - Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bullshit' for the third time in 2 hours." - Kathleen L. - Atlanta
 
Well, the above post didn't work out as great as I wanted. Pretend all the corporate lingo phrases are grouped together within Bingo Boxes.

CK
 
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