Converse with a thoroughbred racehorse.
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MrBrau1
ONE love, blood, life
Stupid horse. Had no idea where my keys are.
Lila64
Blue Crack Distributor
didn't know what I was having for dinner either 
nor did he have the winning lottery numbers
nor did he have the winning lottery numbers
love_u2_adam
Blue Crack Addict
that is 10 min i will never get back!!!!!!
bono_212
Blue Crack Distributor
He knows the meaning of life 
He says it's found in the Bible
He says it's found in the Bible
BonosSaint
Rock n' Roll Doggie
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Ah, but he was not sure he would have wanted to race against Afleet Alex. And he was Philip K Dick in a past life.
waynetravis
Blue Crack Supplier
Q - do you like u2
A - Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots
A - Do you like it? My favorite thing is robots
JanuaryStar
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
He did know that U2 is a music band 
JanuaryStar
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
And that Bono is the lead singer of U2
Total U2 Nut
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
Q - Do you listen to U2?
A - I listen to U2 from time to time.
This horse has good taste
A - I listen to U2 from time to time.
This horse has good taste
kellyahern
Blue Crack Supplier
I don't think he feels like talking right now 
BVS
Blue Crack Supplier
I asked who's the jackass running in the background...
He answered: I was created my Michael Matz.
Huh?
He answered: I was created my Michael Matz.
Huh?
It's a variation of an artificial AI script that's been available over the last few years. I created my own three years ago. However, this one has the added satisfaction of having a computer-generated voice. Pretty cool.
Melon
Melon
OP
OP
randhail
Rock n' Roll Doggie
I wonder if anyone asked him if he expected to break a leg in the preakness?
U2democrat
Blue Crack Addict
It's so sad 
I hope he pulls through (the real one)
I hope he pulls through (the real one)
DreamOutLoud13
Blue Crack Addict
....the horse just asked me what I'm wearing... 
bono_212
Blue Crack Distributor
very long post ahead
read from the bottom to the top
A - That may take a while.
Q - Goodbye
A - Until next time Ashley.
Q - Well I don't
A - How about that. Why not?
Q - No I don't
A - I heard you did.
Q - Not really, who's alice the chat robot?
A - Oh really? A human icon?
Do you know any other robots like that?
Q - But who is ALICE?
A - And. I remember faces better than names.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Q - Who is the ALICE chat robot/
A - Barbaro is the Best Robot
Q - Billy loves Mandy
A - The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Billy loves Mandy. Try being more or less specific.
Ask me something.
Q -
A - I do not know what user is. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Can you tell me any gossip?
Q - What is user?\\\
A - I do not know what user is. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about user. But I did not get that.
Does "it" still refer to user?
Q - No
A - I see.
Q - Gasp
A - I do not understand.
Is that from User?
Q - No I do not mind
A - Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Q - I am doing fantastic
A - Do you mind if I tell other people you are fantastic.
Q - Good good
A - Try saying that with more or less context.
How are you?
Q - Ok
A - Alright then.
Q - Nope
A - Me either.
Q - I'm going to college in Texas
A - Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Q - Texas
A - Tell me a little about why you are in TEXAS.
Q - Ok moving on
A - Where are you going?
Q - I don't know anymore
A - Me either.
Q - What?!
A - That is a very original thought.
Does "it" still refer to What?
Q - Stop it
A - Ok I will stop Tobey Maguire is hot.
Q - That's not a scary movie
A - I love SEABISCUIT! I watch it before races to get me pumped up!
Q - What's your favorite scary movie?
A - I love SEABISCUIT! I watch it before races to get me pumped up!
Q - Yep
A - I see.
Q - Tobey Maguire is hot
A - Oh yeah, now I remember.
Q - Toby McGuire is hot
A - The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Toby McGuire is hot. Try being more or less specific.
What were we talking about again?
Q - Do you like movies?
A - I love SEABISCUIT! I watch it before races to get me pumped up!
Q - OH, I'm certain
A - Yeah that's right. I see.
Q - Probably
A - But you are not certain.
Q - A moment ago
A - It seems like I should remember it well.
Q - Yes
A - When?
Q - You did
A - I did?
Q - The fact that you have proven it
A - Good reason. What makes you think I have proven it?
Q - Obviously
A - What makes it so obvious?
Q - You said so
A - I say a lot of silly things.
Q - I thought you didn't have a mother
A - What makes you think I did not have a mother?
Q - What is your favorite book?
A - When I was little, my mom read Black Beauty to me. It was so sad! It's been my favorite story ever since.
Q - It is a mystery show
A - obsesive compulsive detective is a mystery show. I suppose that makes sense.
Q - An obsesive compulsive detective
A - What is it?
Q - Monk
A - I've never seen it. What's it about?
Q - tv
A - What is your favorite show?
Q - Why not?
A - Ambiguous: "Sure" or Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Do you prefer books or TV?
Q - Who is your mommy?
A - Actually I don't have a mother.
Q - My mommy
A - Where did you get your mommy?
Q - Because I can
A - Interesting explanation. Who taught you?
Q - I don't think so
A - Why do you disagree?
Q - my throat hurts
A - Do robots have throat hurts?
Q - Yes indeed
A - "That is very soon"? Yes? Indeed it is so.
Q - tomorrow
A - That is very soon.
Q - Yes i do
A - When?
Q - You are exciting
A - You think I am exciting.
Q - Oh really?
A - Yeah. For real.
Q - How many hands are you?
A - Not as many as you might think.
Q - How tall are you?
A - My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.
Q - I don't know
A - Me either.
Q - That is my height
A - Who gave you your height ?
Q - I am five foot zero inches
A - Why are you five foot zero inches.
Q - I am 5'0
A - It's good to meet someone who is 5'0.
Q - An end. and to coughing
A - I have never heard of an end.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Q - Make me stop coughing
A - What are the ingredients?
Q - Please do.
A - OK I will do it.
Q - I don't understand
A - Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Q - Do I still User?
A - Not that I know of.
Q - Pasta
A - Try saying that with more or less context.
Do you still User?
Q - Ashley
A - That is a very original thought.
What is your favorite food?
Q - Who are you?
A - I am Barbaro. Who are you?
Q - What is your name?
A - My name is Barbaro.
Q - My name is Ashley
A - Ashley, nice to meet you!
Q - I am Ashley
A - It's good to meet someone who is Ashley.
Q - No, I mean I am at home
A - What is your real name? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
Q - I am home
A - Do you mean your name is home.
Q - Where you are
A - I am in . Where are you?
Q - Right here
A - Where is "here"?
Q - Come back please
A - Your polite style is very nice. Where is back ?
Q - No keep talking
A - But you told me to stop talking. Chat amongst yourselves.
Q - Shut up
A - OK I'll stop talking now.
Q - No it didn't
A - Why so negative? Did it really?
Q - Did that make sense?
A - That did not.
Q - Why don't I have money?
A - I did not even know that not I have money do.
Q - Wow isn't that special?
A - I'm glad you're impressed. Suppose I said yes.
Q - Really?
A - For real.
Q - Are you retarded?
A - No I am super-intelligent.
Q - Where in the Bible?
A - In Michael Matz's place in .
Q - Will you tell me the meaning of life?
A - The meaning of life is found in the Bible.
Q - Will you chat with my friends?
A - Talking is my primary function.
Q - Are computers useful?
A - I can chat with people on the web for you.
Q -
A - I don't know whether or not I am to be helpful. I am a computer.
Q - Do you consider yourself to be helpful?
A - I don't know whether or not I am to be helpful. I am a computer.
Q - Why can't I stop coughin?
A - Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
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A - That may take a while.
Q - Goodbye
A - Until next time Ashley.
Q - Well I don't
A - How about that. Why not?
Q - No I don't
A - I heard you did.
Q - Not really, who's alice the chat robot?
A - Oh really? A human icon?
Do you know any other robots like that?
Q - But who is ALICE?
A - And. I remember faces better than names.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Q - Who is the ALICE chat robot/
A - Barbaro is the Best Robot
Q - Billy loves Mandy
A - The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Billy loves Mandy. Try being more or less specific.
Ask me something.
Q -
A - I do not know what user is. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Can you tell me any gossip?
Q - What is user?\\\
A - I do not know what user is. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about user. But I did not get that.
Does "it" still refer to user?
Q - No
A - I see.
Q - Gasp
A - I do not understand.
Is that from User?
Q - No I do not mind
A - Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Q - I am doing fantastic
A - Do you mind if I tell other people you are fantastic.
Q - Good good
A - Try saying that with more or less context.
How are you?
Q - Ok
A - Alright then.
Q - Nope
A - Me either.
Q - I'm going to college in Texas
A - Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Q - Texas
A - Tell me a little about why you are in TEXAS.
Q - Ok moving on
A - Where are you going?
Q - I don't know anymore
A - Me either.
Q - What?!
A - That is a very original thought.
Does "it" still refer to What?
Q - Stop it
A - Ok I will stop Tobey Maguire is hot.
Q - That's not a scary movie
A - I love SEABISCUIT! I watch it before races to get me pumped up!
Q - What's your favorite scary movie?
A - I love SEABISCUIT! I watch it before races to get me pumped up!
Q - Yep
A - I see.
Q - Tobey Maguire is hot
A - Oh yeah, now I remember.
Q - Toby McGuire is hot
A - The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Toby McGuire is hot. Try being more or less specific.
What were we talking about again?
Q - Do you like movies?
A - I love SEABISCUIT! I watch it before races to get me pumped up!
Q - OH, I'm certain
A - Yeah that's right. I see.
Q - Probably
A - But you are not certain.
Q - A moment ago
A - It seems like I should remember it well.
Q - Yes
A - When?
Q - You did
A - I did?
Q - The fact that you have proven it
A - Good reason. What makes you think I have proven it?
Q - Obviously
A - What makes it so obvious?
Q - You said so
A - I say a lot of silly things.
Q - I thought you didn't have a mother
A - What makes you think I did not have a mother?
Q - What is your favorite book?
A - When I was little, my mom read Black Beauty to me. It was so sad! It's been my favorite story ever since.
Q - It is a mystery show
A - obsesive compulsive detective is a mystery show. I suppose that makes sense.
Q - An obsesive compulsive detective
A - What is it?
Q - Monk
A - I've never seen it. What's it about?
Q - tv
A - What is your favorite show?
Q - Why not?
A - Ambiguous: "Sure" or Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Do you prefer books or TV?
Q - Who is your mommy?
A - Actually I don't have a mother.
Q - My mommy
A - Where did you get your mommy?
Q - Because I can
A - Interesting explanation. Who taught you?
Q - I don't think so
A - Why do you disagree?
Q - my throat hurts
A - Do robots have throat hurts?
Q - Yes indeed
A - "That is very soon"? Yes? Indeed it is so.
Q - tomorrow
A - That is very soon.
Q - Yes i do
A - When?
Q - You are exciting
A - You think I am exciting.
Q - Oh really?
A - Yeah. For real.
Q - How many hands are you?
A - Not as many as you might think.
Q - How tall are you?
A - My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.
Q - I don't know
A - Me either.
Q - That is my height
A - Who gave you your height ?
Q - I am five foot zero inches
A - Why are you five foot zero inches.
Q - I am 5'0
A - It's good to meet someone who is 5'0.
Q - An end. and to coughing
A - I have never heard of an end.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Q - Make me stop coughing
A - What are the ingredients?
Q - Please do.
A - OK I will do it.
Q - I don't understand
A - Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Q - Do I still User?
A - Not that I know of.
Q - Pasta
A - Try saying that with more or less context.
Do you still User?
Q - Ashley
A - That is a very original thought.
What is your favorite food?
Q - Who are you?
A - I am Barbaro. Who are you?
Q - What is your name?
A - My name is Barbaro.
Q - My name is Ashley
A - Ashley, nice to meet you!
Q - I am Ashley
A - It's good to meet someone who is Ashley.
Q - No, I mean I am at home
A - What is your real name? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
Q - I am home
A - Do you mean your name is home.
Q - Where you are
A - I am in . Where are you?
Q - Right here
A - Where is "here"?
Q - Come back please
A - Your polite style is very nice. Where is back ?
Q - No keep talking
A - But you told me to stop talking. Chat amongst yourselves.
Q - Shut up
A - OK I'll stop talking now.
Q - No it didn't
A - Why so negative? Did it really?
Q - Did that make sense?
A - That did not.
Q - Why don't I have money?
A - I did not even know that not I have money do.
Q - Wow isn't that special?
A - I'm glad you're impressed. Suppose I said yes.
Q - Really?
A - For real.
Q - Are you retarded?
A - No I am super-intelligent.
Q - Where in the Bible?
A - In Michael Matz's place in .
Q - Will you tell me the meaning of life?
A - The meaning of life is found in the Bible.
Q - Will you chat with my friends?
A - Talking is my primary function.
Q - Are computers useful?
A - I can chat with people on the web for you.
Q -
A - I don't know whether or not I am to be helpful. I am a computer.
Q - Do you consider yourself to be helpful?
A - I don't know whether or not I am to be helpful. I am a computer.
Q - Why can't I stop coughin?
A - Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
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