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Old 07-18-2002, 02:23 PM   #1
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contradiction in terms?

So I just got one of those idiotic emails from Ticketbastard trying to sell me more overpriced tickets and the title of the one today made me chuckle.

MICHAEL BOLTON & more cool events happening near you

Isn't that an oxymoron?
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Old 07-18-2002, 02:25 PM   #2
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Michael Bolton..........silence.......*hysterical laughter*

I ddint know he was still around!!!!!!
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Old 07-18-2002, 02:26 PM   #4
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*kills you*

no, I did have a youthful fling with his music in my uneducated and ignorant past. Dinna like him now.
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*starts singing* "When love puts you through the fire, when love puts you to the test....nothing heals a broken heeaaaarrrttt....like TIME, LOVE and TENDERNESS..."



*And dizzy flees before sula kills her*
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This thread is quite disturbing.

Sula, shouldn't this belong in zoo confessionals for confessing you and your 'secret' love of Michael Bolton?
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yknow, ive always thought it a big pity that such a great voice-and it is great- was wasted on such shit songs.

i mean i saw him sing a version of Sexual Healing, and im serious, it was FANTASTIC?

is that a confession? or a reiteration??
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This thread is quite disturbing.

Sula, shouldn't this belong in zoo confessionals for confessing you and your 'secret' love of Michael Bolton?
Yes, I agree..

Michael Bolton = scary hair

Michael Bolton's scary hair =

Michael Bolton's music = bad

Michael Bolton's music's effect on Ari =
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PainfulBread = Me
LionHeartEternal = my friend Vinny

On AIM.. don't ask me why I'm posting this.

PainfulBread: Michael Bolton makes me want to die.
LionHeartEternal:
LionHeartEternal: Poor Ari.. Michael Bolton giving you such low self esteem.
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"Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."

"You know, there is nothing wrong with that name."

"Yeah, well there wasn't until that no-talent ass-clown started winning grammies."

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This thread is quite disturbing.

Sula, shouldn't this belong in zoo confessionals for confessing you and your 'secret' love of Michael Bolton?
It already was---that's how some of us know about it.

And we will never let her forget.
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It already was---that's how some of us know about it.

And we will never let her forget.
evil people with long memories.

But, but, but...I was only pointing out the humorous juxtaposition of the words "Michael Bolton" and "other cool events" which would lead one to the belief that the authors of said email consider Mr. Bolton to be "cool".
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I'm really sorry I peeked into this thread!!
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I needed a good laugh today!



please tell me the B in PLEBA will never be for Bolton!
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