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Old 06-21-2007, 04:18 PM   #1
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Commentators under pressure...

Here are some double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. "

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - " Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."


7. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."


8. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

9. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
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5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

I wish I was watching this...
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6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

Oh, you know it!
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Oh, you know it!
I wish you'd time travel to the Middle Ages. Or Canada. Diseased bag of crap that you are.
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I wish you'd time travel to the Middle Ages. Or Canada. Diseased bag of crap that you are.
You ran out of material all ready? That's the second time today you called me a diseased bag of crap. WEAK! Your shit is WEAK!

If I could time travel, I would not go to the middle ages though. No air conditioning. I'd go back to '90 and do my teenage years over again. Only this time I'd spend more time in the Bronx fucking your shit up, bitch.
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No spoken words and UberBeaver, knock it off. If you guys aren't being serious and are just joking around, I think you should either tone it down or at least make it obvious that you are joking because, frankly, I can't tell. Either way, I really don't think calling someone a "diseased bag of crap" is appropriate. Neither is "diseased pile of shit" that I see you posted in B&C. We don't need to read stuff like that.
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He calls me names.




I think he's a little "pent up".
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He started it.
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Oh, you know it!

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I wish you'd time travel to the Middle Ages. Or Canada. Diseased bag of crap that you are.
One hour and twenty three minutes later. I was simply commenting on the thread, ie: ON TOPIC. This isn't IO where you can just go off spouting nonsense, Mike.
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No, I mean you started it a few weeks ago. I'm pretty sure I said "today is awesome...rainbows and puppies and apple pie and I think it's Moob Day and lord knows EVERYONE needs to see pictures of Larry Mullen's man boobs and I'm so pleased I could just skip all day life is good YAY!!!!" and you replied

"STFU".

And, just like that, it was on.
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Oh. That. Well. That was weeks ago, man. Get over it.
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"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."


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You two need to get a room. It's quite obvious.

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