come hither my lady[ies] of interference...

[Se7en]

sit back and relax while i woo you to the point of no return.

i will provide beer until we can no longer walk in a straight line.

i will provide grapes, cheeses, and a fine meat platter for your consumption.

we will fornicate endlessly in my bacchanalia of autumn delights.

this i swear.

 

[U2democrat]

sorry, I'm taken by the godly A_wanderer. There are plenty of other single ladies here, though!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I love you!

 

[Se7en]

sorry, I'm taken by the godly A_wanderer. There are plenty of other single ladies here, though!

ps. no pictures of john edwards are allowed in my bacchanalia of autumn delights.

 

[U2democrat]

DARN.

 

[Se7en]

I love you!

and i you.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Se7en]

allow me to cool you off.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

thank you. I will need this.

For now I have to say goodbye.

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[Se7en]

goodbye my sweet.

as always, i will adore you over and over and over again until your return.

 

[Se7en]

why hello miss jessica. what may i do for you this evening?

 

[Bonochick]

Beer and cheese?

 

[JessicaAnn]

why hello miss jessica. what may i do for you this evening?

well, you can woo women in wisconsin very easily with beer and cheese.

 

[Se7en]

who knew that beer and cheese was the way to a lady's heart?

shit, no wonder my love life has been one train wreck after another.

 

[Bonochick]

Back off, Jessica, he's mine!

 

[verte76]

 

[Se7en]

now now ladies, let's remain calm. there is plenty of me to go around for everyond.

ps. i see that verte76 has joined us. i liberals and independent thinkers.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Since you're from Hershey, just give me Hershey kisses and get lost

 

[starsgoblue]

This thread is hysterical!

 

[Zoomerang96]

so this is what we've become...nothing more than slaves to the mere THOUGHT of sex, which of course will never come to pass with said "fantasized" partners.

 

[starsgoblue]

Hey Zoomerang...why the aversion to sex?

 

[Zoomerang96]

nah, i'm not serious. i'd love to have sex if anyone in real life offered.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[AvsGirl41]

sit back and relax while i woo you to the point of no return.

i will provide beer until we can no longer walk in a straight line.

i will provide grapes, cheeses, and a fine meat platter for your consumption.

we will fornicate endlessly in my bacchanalia of autumn delights.

this i swear.

Will corn be served?

 

[Edgeman]

*Stands on the outside looking in*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I am back damn it.

 

[beegee]

seriously. who is this guy?

 

[JessicaAnn]

nah, i'm not serious. i'd love to have sex if anyone in real life offered.

Real life sex is waaaaaayyyyyy better than posting about sex that will bever happen

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

good question.