Some jokes
Just for fun
GO BLUE!!!!!
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear
a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you
should know something.. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State
Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an
Ohio State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he
is also an Ohio State Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that
joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it
three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be
dressing 20 players for the Michiga n game ...the rest of the players
will have to dress themselves!
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the
football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two
of the books yet!
What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
Drool
How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the
pizza
Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a
Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each
proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they
climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of
all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame
grad hurled himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the
fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn Stat e grad threw
himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted, "This is for
the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain.
What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to McDonalds.
May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm
a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played
football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were
celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a
jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed
the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6
years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback
riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to
death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an unplugged the
horse just in time.
A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when
they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a
good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury
two people in there?"
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking
about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking,
Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns
out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie.
Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the
entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever
get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want
it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!"
The genie grants the wish to Jim and he is instantly whisked away to
his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish.
Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water."
Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? Because
the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's
life? His freshman year.