College Football 2006-2007
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gherman
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Bring it on!!!!
I can't wait for Saturday
I can't wait for Saturday
starsgoblue
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Who's jumping into Mirror Lake with me tonight?! 
Dalton
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GO BLUE!
Psss (am I the only one that thinks OSU is going to win because of that freak (and I say that with all the respect I can muster for a buckeye) taking their snaps?)
Just remember "Buckeyes are Nuts"
Psss (am I the only one that thinks OSU is going to win because of that freak (and I say that with all the respect I can muster for a buckeye) taking their snaps?)
Just remember "Buckeyes are Nuts"
gherman
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Dalton said:
Ya they are. I was in Ohio last weekend and kept steping on these damn things all day
starsgoblue
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This was too funny on my walk home....
LarryMullen's POPAngel
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You know I love you, girl, but we are so going to kick your Buckeye asses on Saturday. 
gherman
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Some jokes
Just for fun
GO BLUE!!!!!
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear
a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you
should know something.. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State
Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an
Ohio State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he
is also an Ohio State Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that
joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it
three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be
dressing 20 players for the Michiga n game ...the rest of the players
will have to dress themselves!
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the
football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two
of the books yet!
What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
Drool
How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the
pizza
Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a
Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each
proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they
climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of
all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame
grad hurled himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the
fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn Stat e grad threw
himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted, "This is for
the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain.
What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to McDonalds.
May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm
a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played
football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were
celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a
jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed
the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6
years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback
riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to
death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an unplugged the
horse just in time.
A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when
they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a
good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury
two people in there?"
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking
about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking,
Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns
out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie.
Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the
entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever
get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want
it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!"
The genie grants the wish to Jim and he is instantly whisked away to
his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish.
Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water."
Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? Because
the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's
life? His freshman year.
Just for fun
GO BLUE!!!!!
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear
a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you
should know something.. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State
Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an
Ohio State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he
is also an Ohio State Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that
joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it
three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be
dressing 20 players for the Michiga n game ...the rest of the players
will have to dress themselves!
Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the
football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two
of the books yet!
What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
Drool
How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the
pizza
Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a
Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each
proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they
climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of
all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame
grad hurled himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the
fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn Stat e grad threw
himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted, "This is for
the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain.
What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to McDonalds.
May I take your order please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm
a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played
football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were
celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a
jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed
the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6
years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback
riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to
death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an unplugged the
horse just in time.
A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when
they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a
good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury
two people in there?"
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking
about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking,
Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns
out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie.
Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the
entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever
get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want
it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!"
The genie grants the wish to Jim and he is instantly whisked away to
his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish.
Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water."
Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? Because
the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's
life? His freshman year.
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starsgoblue
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LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:You know I love you, girl, but we are so going to kick your Buckeye asses on Saturday.
Et tu, April?
You're going to regret those words, missy!
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starsgoblue said:Who's jumping into Mirror Lake with me tonight?!
Eew.
I suppose it could be worse, you could be skinny-dipping in the Olentangy River.
gherman said:
Those are great! Ya know if you google Michigan jokes, you get the same jokes as the one you posted but with Michigan as the punch lines?
Here's one you can't switch though:
Q: What type of car does Jim Tresell own?
A: A Lllloyd Carr
Dumb, I know, but very true.
Go Bucks!
Beat Blue!
Ann Arbor is a whore!
gherman
New Yorker
U2ME3 said:
She is and thats why I love her gherman said:
You got me! We finally agree!!
In all seriousness, this should be an incredible game. Classic matchup. Great offense versus Great defense. It doesn't matter who OSU is playing, I get extremely nervous. But I always come back to Coach Tressel, Troy Smith and in this case playing at home.
I will be tailgating around 8, in the "Shoe" around 3 and hopefully celebrating around 7!
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gherman
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The thing that worries me is that it is going to be played in Ohio. As a Michigan fan that scares me. I think that is only advantage you guys have.
I CAN"T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN"T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
gherman
New Yorker
U2ME3 said:
I'll give you that. I'm sick of Carr
He has a chance to redeem himself this year.
starsgoblue said:Who's jumping into Mirror Lake with me tonight?!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dlqavKGl-WM
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U2ME3 said:
Honestly I'm more worried about Gonzalez than I'am Ginn. Michigan shut Ginn down last year and we were a pathetic defense. Gonzalez ate us alive though. We will put Leon Hall on Ginn and that should equalize that. The Gonzalez match up is really the key.
Coaching wise, OSU definately had the advantage of late. Lloyd changed both coordinators though. Ron English is not Jim Herrman. (THANK GOD!). So you may have a "slight" advantage this year but not like in the past. Michigan started preparing for OSU and ND this summer for a change. Just like OSU does for Michigan. So both teams are going to see some wrinkles the other hadnt seen all year on film.
I know OSU has a good defense. Michigan already went up against one that is similiar this year in Wisconsin. OSU hasnt seen a defense like Michigan's all year.
I honestly cant say I think Michigan is going to win for sure. I honestly cant say I think OSU will either. Its a pretty even match up really.
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I wonder if Tom Brady has some sort of wager on this game with Mike Vrabel.
trojanchick99
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Saturday will be epic. We are bringing a TV to our tailgate to watch the OSU/Michigan game. Then we witness USC break the Cal Bears hearts again.
Oh, and Go Blue! (I had to pick one!)
Oh, and Go Blue! (I had to pick one!)
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U2ME3 said:
I'm not, but dont think you guys are the only team with talent at the position.
Manningham, Arrington, Breaston (thank you Kirk Herbstreit for waking him up), Ecker and Matthews are all excellent as well.
The best part is Manningham and Arrington are only Sophmores and Matthews is a freshman. The future looks very bright offensively in Ann Arbor.
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I wonder if Andy Katzenmoyer will be on hand. He's one of the smartest people to ever go to OSU.
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randhail said:
I think Maurice Clarett has him beat there.
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speedracer said:
Fair point. They could field a great team of academic all-stars and all around good guys.
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U2ME3 said:
Honestly? Throwing the ball, Chad Henne. He is a better passer than Smith. Smith has the intangibles though of being able to make a play out of nothing and scrambling. That is his advantage and I think its a greater one because he CAN throw. I just dont think he is as good of an overall passer. Have you seen some of Chad's throws to Manningham and Arrington this season? His throws to Manningham in the ND game were like he pointed a laser right into his hands.
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My god I am so nervous. 
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VertigoGal said:My god I am so nervous.
I'm not nervous. I just want it to be played now. I knew the hype would be ridiculous this week. But it has reached the saturation point. ESPN is the Michigan/OSU network this week. Play the game, let the chips fall where they will. I have to say it is odd though. The Rose Bowl is the consolation prize this year.Listening to the national media though. Michigan should just not show up. They have no chance. I love that, when people underestimate Michigan the other team typically has problems. Perfect position for Michigan to be in going into the game IMO.
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