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Old 11-16-2006, 10:36 AM   #211
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Ted Ginn Jr Punt return for TD in the first quarter.
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Bring it on!!!!

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Who's jumping into Mirror Lake with me tonight?!
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GO BLUE!

Psss (am I the only one that thinks OSU is going to win because of that freak (and I say that with all the respect I can muster for a buckeye) taking their snaps?)


Just remember "Buckeyes are Nuts"
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GO BLUE!

Psss (am I the only one that thinks OSU is going to win because of that freak (and I say that with all the respect I can muster for a buckeye) taking their snaps?)


Just remember "Buckeyes are Nuts"
Ya they are. I was in Ohio last weekend and kept steping on these damn things all day
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This was too funny on my walk home....

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You know I love you, girl, but we are so going to kick your Buckeye asses on Saturday.
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Some jokes

Just for fun
GO BLUE!!!!!

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear
a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you
should know something.. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State
Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an
Ohio State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he
is also an Ohio State Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that
joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it
three times"


It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be
dressing 20 players for the Michiga n game ...the rest of the players
will have to dress themselves!


Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the
football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two
of the books yet!


What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
Drool

How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the
pizza


Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a
Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each
proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they
climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of
all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame
grad hurled himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the
fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn Stat e grad threw
himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted, "This is for
the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain.


What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to McDonalds.
May I take your order please?"

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm
a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played
football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."


Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were
celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a
jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed
the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6
years!"


A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback
riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to
death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an unplugged the
horse just in time.


A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when
they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a
good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury
two people in there?"


Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking
about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking,
Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns
out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie.
Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the
entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever
get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want
it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!"
The genie grants the wish to Jim and he is instantly whisked away to
his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish.
Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water."


Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? Because
the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.


What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's
life? His freshman year.
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You know I love you, girl, but we are so going to kick your Buckeye asses on Saturday.
Et tu, April?

You're going to regret those words, missy!
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Eew.

I suppose it could be worse, you could be skinny-dipping in the Olentangy River.
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GO BLUE!!!!!

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear
a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you
should know something.. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State
Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an
Ohio State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he
is also an Ohio State Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that
joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it
three times"


It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be
dressing 20 players for the Michiga n game ...the rest of the players
will have to dress themselves!


Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the
football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two
of the books yet!


What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
Drool

How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front porch? Pay him for the
pizza


Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a
Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each
proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they
climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of
all. They continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame
grad hurled himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the
fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn Stat e grad threw
himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted, "This is for
the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain.


What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to McDonalds.
May I take your order please?"

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm
a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played
football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."


Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were
celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a
jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed
the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6
years!"


A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback
riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to
death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an unplugged the
horse just in time.


A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when
they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a
good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury
two people in there?"


Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking
about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking,
Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns
out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and
Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie.
Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the
entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever
get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want
it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!"
The genie grants the wish to Jim and he is instantly whisked away to
his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish.
Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water."


Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? Because
the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.


What are the three longest years of a Ohio State football player's
life? His freshman year.
Those are great! Ya know if you google Michigan jokes, you get the same jokes as the one you posted but with Michigan as the punch lines?

Here's one you can't switch though:


Q: What type of car does Jim Tresell own?

A: A Lllloyd Carr

Dumb, I know, but very true.


Go Bucks!

Beat Blue!

Ann Arbor is a whore!
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Those are great! Ya know if you google Michigan jokes, you get the same jokes as the one you posted but with Michigan as the punch lines?

Here's one you can't switch though:


Q: What type of car does Jim Tresell own?

A: A Lllloyd Carr

Dumb, I know, but very true.


Go Bucks!

Beat Blue!



Ann Arbor is a whore!
She is and thats why I love her
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You got me! We finally agree!!

In all seriousness, this should be an incredible game. Classic matchup. Great offense versus Great defense. It doesn't matter who OSU is playing, I get extremely nervous. But I always come back to Coach Tressel, Troy Smith and in this case playing at home.

I will be tailgating around 8, in the "Shoe" around 3 and hopefully celebrating around 7!


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The thing that worries me is that it is going to be played in Ohio. As a Michigan fan that scares me. I think that is only advantage you guys have.

I CAN"T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The thing that worries me is that it is going to be played in Ohio. As a Michigan fan that scares me. I think that is only advantage you guys have.

I CAN"T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would say coaching is to tOSU's advantage. I also think tOSU defense is A LOT better than you guys think.

Who the F knows!!! That's why they'll play on Saturday.

It has been insane in Columbus all week!
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