CN Tower, Toronto, ON, CA Superthread (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)

[the tourist]

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. 'Straya
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island?
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukMOTHERFUCKERakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park Smells Like Dirty Ass
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Ooh Hell Is A Place On Earth, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA, Surrounded By Naked Princesses
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'd a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennslyvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. I Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Wine's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Bay of Plenty Puke, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland Superthread

And now we're arriving somewhere called the CN Tower. And guess what? You're gonna get a ride to the top of the world. All the way up. Like a penis reaching out its middle finger into space, trying its best to finger-fuck the cosmos. CN Tower - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Let's all be the sperm this mother shoots through the clouds, my lads!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

:fuckyeah:

 

[coolian2]

 

[the tourist]

Like my poetic introduction? I do.

 

[Axver]

So much for Auckland's oversized hypodermic needle.

 

[the tourist]

So much for Auckland's oversized hypodermic needle.

Did I step on someone's toes?

 

[the tourist]

Where the fuck is everyone?

 

[Axver]

Like my poetic introduction? I do.

Why yes, yes I do.

And now for the all-important stats from the last thread:

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,008
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Axver 278
coolian2 134
bono_212 126
Alisaura 65
RegularBonoFan 57
the tourist 52
KhanadaRhodes 52
The Sad Punk 43
Serena Vox 35
cinnaminson 26
DreamOutLoud13 26
GirlsAloudFan 21
Angela Harlem 19
gluey 17
phanan 14
major_panic 13
phillyfan26 8
Lemonchick 5
U2MaNaIcWeIdO 5
bono_man2002 5
RavenBlue 4
Irishteen 2
COBL_04 1

 

[the tourist]

Am I gonna have to postwhore a bitch?

 

[Axver]

Did I step on someone's toes?

No, though I hope Ian has a good comeback for my dig against Auckland.

 

[coolian2]

Like my poetic introduction? I do.

As do I. You are aware you're getting married to a woman, though?

 

[the tourist]

I just got 15'd. That hasn't happened since '02.

 

[coolian2]

So much for Auckland's oversized hypodermic needle.

It's our tribute to U2, thank you very much.

 

[the tourist]

As do I. You are aware you're getting married to a woman, though?

Yes. But architectural penises are still a sight to see.

Grundle.

 

[Axver]

It's our tribute to U2, thank you very much.

... I'm not getting the joke, I'm afraid.

 

[the tourist]

It's our tribute to U2, thank you very much.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

every city has its good and bad, now here's a song called...new zealand's oversized hypodermic needle.

 

[the tourist]

every city has its good and bad, now here's a song called...new zealand's oversized hypodermic needle.

Well, Ian's penis is probably a little smaller than the tip of one. So there's that.

 

[Axver]

every city has its good and bad, now here's a song called...new zealand's oversized hypodermic needle.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Well, Ian's penis is probably a little smaller than the tip of one. So there's that.

in his case, it doesn't need to be bigger anyway.

 

[the tourist]

So really, where are those motherfuckers from Australia?

 

[Axver]

Well, Ian's penis is probably a little smaller than the tip of one. So there's that.

Ah, so his is bigger than yours?

 

[the tourist]

in his case, it doesn't need to be bigger anyway.

Nothing to put it in but his right hand. And by now, I'm sure his pinky is dextrous enough.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

So really, where are those motherfuckers from Australia?

jen's got some personal stuff going on right now so her visits are sporadic, unfortunately. everyone else...i don't know. but they need to get their asses over here.

 

[the tourist]

Ah, so his is bigger than yours?

Don't tempt me, bitch.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Nothing to put it in but his right hand. And by now, I'm sure his pinky is dextrous enough.

 

[Axver]

So really, where are those motherfuckers from Australia?

Shit's been happening with Jen in the last couple of weeks so she's not able to be here for long right now. Ali's probably only just finished work. Hopefully cin and Kim and Co. will show soon.

 

[coolian2]

... I'm not getting the joke, I'm afraid.

a) Heroin
b) Bono's a big cock
c) All of the above

 

[the tourist]

jen's got some personal stuff going on right now so her visits are sporadic, unfortunately. everyone else...i don't know. but they need to get their asses over here.

Yes. They do.

 

[coolian2]

Nothing to put it in but his right hand. And by now, I'm sure his pinky is dextrous enough.

Yeah, it's real great having you back.