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Old 10-23-2005, 03:36 AM   #31
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you heard me.

i thought you were trying to stop smoking?
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Old 10-23-2005, 03:39 AM   #32
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Cigarettes are very bad for you kids, as most of FYM could attest, but the dirty little secret is they are also fun.

I don't know if the big corporations put special chemicals in them to make them fun, but they are.

Also, they make you look cool. I'm not supposed to say this, but it's true. THey do. Jimmy Dean... rock on.
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Old 10-23-2005, 03:40 AM   #33
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On the other hand basstrap, you really oughta scale it back a bit - three packs a HOUR, come on.
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Old 10-23-2005, 03:42 AM   #34
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smoking DOES look cool. there's no question.

and replaces the stick with a sucker doesn't even come close to working either.
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Old 10-23-2005, 07:50 AM   #35
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it takes you seven and a half fucking minutes to smoke a cigarette?
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Old 10-23-2005, 08:00 AM   #36
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How long is a "fucking minute"?
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Old 10-23-2005, 08:16 AM   #37
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there's a joke in there somewhere....but i fear it might be inappropriate for an interland audience.



i think i'll have a smoke instead.
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Old 10-23-2005, 08:40 AM   #38
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It can last seven minutes, if you do it in a room with no breeze, and if it's a very long cigarette.

Outside on a windy day, you'd be lucky to get one minute of pleasure, which sucks if the cigarette is your only reason for living.
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Old 10-23-2005, 08:57 AM   #39
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ya ever smoke a doob and your puff puffin away with your mate...and your like...holy shit! how long have we been smokin ???????????????????

and ya dont even finish.
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Whoa....that's trippin'


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Old 10-23-2005, 09:23 AM   #41
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Best thread ever and I don't say that often.

Cigarettes are the only way to get closer to God. (We all know who that is)
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Old 10-23-2005, 02:25 PM   #42
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Cigarettes are your friend, until they give you cancer and you die.
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Cancer is just life's way of telling you that what you were doing was wicked bad-ass. Cigarettes are the most badass thing of all. Except maybe asbestos... but you can't smoke asbestos.
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Old 10-23-2005, 03:19 PM   #44
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... but you can't smoke asbestos.
Oh, I disagree
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Old 10-23-2005, 03:20 PM   #45
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ya ever smoke a doob and your puff puffin away with your mate...and your like...holy shit! how long have we been smokin ???????????????????

and ya dont even finish.
man that's hot.
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