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Old 04-10-2006, 01:31 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris facts...

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These Chuck Norris lovers crack me up!
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Chuck Norris Bridge?


Chuck Norris Doesn’t Cross Bridges. He Kills Them.
While most of the world is caught up in senseless bloodshed and war, Hungary is focusing on the important matters at hand: Bridge naming. Hungarian politicians left it up to the common folk to name a bridge being built across the Danube. And who did the Hungarians, those land-locked people who boast having the highest alcoholism and suicide rates in all of Europe and the world, decide the bridge should be named after? Chuck Norris, that’s who. Norris beat out other entries such as “Bob Marley” and “It Will Never Happen”, making it the most popular choice.

But of course, one could never cross The Chuck Norris Bridge — The Chuck Norris Bridge would stretch your pathetic body between the two land masses and cross you. Speaking of which, check out this classic Conan O’Brien moment featuring the best Walker, Texas Ranger clip… ever.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:10 AM   #8
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There's one chapter in Maddox's new book The Alphabet of Manliness. My sister took it out and I was reading it. He dedicates chapter N to the man himself, Chuck Norris.

That's one of the funniest chapters in the book, so Chuck lovers check it out.

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