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Old 01-17-2006, 05:07 PM   #16
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F*ckin' Chuck Norris.






(Sorry, couldn't find any of the fat Ben Stiller...)
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Old 01-17-2006, 05:46 PM   #17
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LOL hahah!!! All of these are so hilarious!!! People are looking at me like I'm a retard because I am laughing so hard!!!
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LOL hahah!!! All of these are so hilarious!!! People are looking at me like I'm a retard because I am laughing so hard!!!
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Old 01-17-2006, 08:44 PM   #19
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I'm so embarassed,,,,,

http://www.nths-saxonalumni.org/

click on Hall of Fame.....:slapsmyownface:

Please note that this school website is UNOFFICIAL..its something that a former student put together and its very cheezy.....thanks...
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at these facts.
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Old 01-17-2006, 11:22 PM   #21
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I can't help but think that, somehow, this recent Chuck Norris frenzy was all started by that wicked-awesome flash vid for Lemon Demon's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Even so... Chuck Norris rules!


Fact (seriously): my girlfriend was briefly related to Chuck Norris. Her uncle married one of Chuck Norris' neices, if I remember the story correctly. No word on how many spines were crushed into powder and then fused into belt-buckles at the wedding, though.
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Old 01-18-2006, 03:27 AM   #22
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I got those in an email entitled "64 Things You Didn't Know About Chuck Norris!", I was laughing so hard my sister's flatmate thought I was crying
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:08 PM   #23
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they're even funnier the 2nd time you read through them
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Chuck Norris beat up Mr. Baw with a series of roudhouse kicks to the face.
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Old 01-18-2006, 03:07 PM   #25
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Mr. BAW following Chuck Norris ass-kicking...

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Old 01-18-2006, 03:40 PM   #26
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http://forum.interference.com/t152484.html

Check out bearleft's post about halfway down.

Seperated at birth?
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Chuck Norris singlehandedly ended the Civil War with a massive roundhouse kick that he referred to as the Emancipation Proclamation.
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The "Big Bang" refers to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the ball of matter that existed at the beginning of time.
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