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Old 12-21-2004, 02:47 PM   #1
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Christmas - The true story

So this guy arrives in Bethlehem looking for a place to stay. He finds an Inn and asks for a room. The Inn Keeper tells him that he is full but there may be some space in the stable around the back and he is welcome to take a look. As he walks through the door to the stable, he steps on the wrong end of a rake which proceeds to swing up and smack him in the face, to which he cries out ‘Jesus Christ!’. Mary looks up and says ‘Hey, that’s a good name, we were going to call him Nigel’.
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Hahaha. That's such a bad joke it's funny!
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Old 12-21-2004, 05:17 PM   #5
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I like that! Made me laugh anyway!
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I wonder if Jesus got lots of great presents for Christmas! Sort of a birthday and Christmas in one, those are the toughest to shop for.
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