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Refugee
So this guy arrives in Bethlehem looking for a place to stay. He finds an Inn and asks for a room. The Inn Keeper tells him that he is full but there may be some space in the stable around the back and he is welcome to take a look. As he walks through the door to the stable, he steps on the wrong end of a rake which proceeds to swing up and smack him in the face, to which he cries out ‘Jesus Christ!’. Mary looks up and says ‘Hey, that’s a good name, we were going to call him Nigel’.