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Old 02-10-2006, 08:46 AM   #46
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neatly buzzed = pukeworthy geek = gwenyth paltrow

wildly out of control white man fro with a touch of male pattern baldness = whoa baby = u2kitten


ok... got it.
The reason he had no hair is because he was balding. He has obviously gotten some type of hair transplant or hair growing treatment as he is no longer receding or balding. He has to keep himself hot to keep her around, perhaps she even asked him to get it done!

The 'geek' look is now going OUT (Thank God!) I see very few buzzheads or greasy spikeheads anymore, either in real life or among male models. So get a clue. But Chris was never one anyway he just never had much hair because he was balding on top but not anymore!

As for Madonna, while I'm sure her hubby likes her ass and butt, he has expressed that he wasn't happy with the way she displays them in public.

I don't think her hairdo looks 'soccer mommish' at all, soccer moms have short permed hair. And her body is certainly not the type you see in your average minivan. (I am not a soccer mom but know quite a few, I do have 3 kids) I wouldn't mind seeing the "Lori Foreman" look return, why not, the bellbottoms and platforms did. Everything does, eventually.
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he's still very much balding, he's just using the white man fro to hide it.

how dare he... bono invented hiding male pattern baldness

and secondly, why am i discussing chris martin's folicles like it actually matters?
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This thread is still going on?

Hilarious.

Hey so and so has hair now so I like his music.

He's losing his hair so I don't like his music anymore.

She's way too hot for her age, she must be working with the devil. I don't like her music.
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This thread is still going on?

Hilarious.

Hey so and so has hair now so I like his music.

He's losing his hair so I don't like his music anymore.
I never liked Martin's music

There is no such thing as balding when you got cash, that was the point of this thread. "You can buy your hair if it won't grow" as TLC once sang.

Or getting old and having flabby thighs or a saggy ass!

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She's way too hot for her age, she must be working with the devil.
I knew it all along!
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soccer moms have short permed hair.
Not sure where you live, but

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I wouldn't mind seeing the "Lori Foreman" look return, why not, the bellbottoms and platforms did. Everything does, eventually.
The 70's styles were atrocious even back in the 70's. I think any desire to revisit them are way over.
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The 70's styles were atrocious even back in the 70's. I think any desire to revisit them are way over.
I disagree. Nothing was worse than the 90's, skinhead guys with their pants hanging down, underwear showing, all kinds of hideous piercings hanging off everything only now are we emerging from the horror! How dare anyone diss the 70s and 80s when most of you were guilty of the 90s

The 70s have been back for years now, look at your womens' clothes dept, most of it is rehash of the 70s'. I know, I remember the 70s as a kid hiding in the clothes while my mom shopped!
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I know, I remember the 70s as a kid hiding in the clothes while my mom shopped!
Uh, sweetie? I remember the 70's, too. And trust me, I had very little to do with the 90's rapper look.
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did anyone tell you yet? Did you see American Pie?
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This thread is just fantastic. That is really what I think!

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did anyone tell you yet? Did you see American Pie?
um.... Mothers I.L.F.

no, I did never but I watched it now...
yes she looks like that way...
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how dare he... bono invented hiding male pattern baldness
definetly, I know Chris Martin wants to be Bono but this is getting ridiculous
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Ugh Chris copied him by becoming a giant monster again.


I did think Martin's stage movements were very Bono-esque, but I liked Coldplay's performance, and I love the song Talk, I think it's one of the best from X&Y. But I really don't give a shit about Chris Martin's hair.
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Chris Martin is still balding, but he has curly hair so as it grows out his receeding hairline is not really that noticable.

If he had straight hair it would be noticable.
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The reason he had no hair is because he was balding. He has obviously gotten some type of hair transplant or hair growing treatment as he is no longer receding or balding. He has to keep himself hot to keep her around, perhaps she even asked him to get it done!
I think he's just been buddying around with Jose Theodore of the Montreal Canadiens.
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