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Old 02-18-2002, 09:39 AM   #1
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Chat-up lines - ARGH!!!

They are a girls worst nightmare


a mans ploy to bed women......

so, what is ur verdict, have u heard unbelievable crappy, pathetic, hilarious chat-up lines, even targeted at u?????

I have, on just a few occasions;

at no.3 was - 'Is heaven missing an angel, cause ur here with me' - thanks to a drunken 45 year old in a club, trying to pull his luck at 1.30 in the mornin.........

No 2 - this big lad I stumbled into at The Kitchen in Dublin........completely off his tree with drugs, eyes dilated and he looks at little wee me and says 'Hi, IM from Mars, can I steal a kiss from you?' - hilarious.

but in at No.1 HAS to be; in another pub/club in Dublin and Im walking past these two slighly drunk lads and one says......'You know, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen!' So I turned and said, 'Thats a good joke' and laughed hard............hahahahhaha Muauuahhahahhahaw!!!


chat-up lines are soooooo out for the Millenium.......what is the point of them????

and WHO THE FECK came up with them in the first place.............theyre like sometin Johnny Swallow would use when alone at 3am on a Saturday night at the Old Ladies Bingo Club or somethin............


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Old 02-18-2002, 09:41 AM   #2
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Maddie you crack me up: My sister was trying to give my brothers friend advice on how to chat up a lady and she told him he could wow the ladies with this one: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven!

I was like choke cough *scandilized*...shes ONLY 13!

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Old 02-18-2002, 09:47 AM   #3
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Local Time: 04:17 PM roll up roll up read the chat up lines here

You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan

Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.

You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business.
teehee my friend always says to me your so sweet i worry about my teeth LMAO

yeh chat up lines.....har de har har!
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Old 02-19-2002, 12:39 PM   #4
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Does the old "your place or mine?" count as a chat-up line?
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Old 02-19-2002, 12:48 PM   #5
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I think the worst one that's ever been used on me.
Drunk guy- Did it hurt?
Me- WTF?
Drunk Guy- When you fell out of heaven.

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