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Old 03-19-2008, 09:21 PM   #691
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:21 PM   #692
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Ha!

I remember being puzzled when I learned about the specifics of a blow job - why is it called that? If you're blowing, you're kind of doing it wrong.

It still puzzles me.
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Ha!

I remember being puzzled when I learned about the specifics of a blow job - why is it called that? If you're blowing, you're kind of doing it wrong.

It still puzzles me.

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I don't have weird parent stories because I don't talk about things like that with my parents. It just doesn't happen.
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Well.... this is certainly an interesting conversation to be walking in to.

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I heard a few older kids on the play ground use the word 'cunt' one day. I went home and asked my mom what it meant.

I got my mouth washed out with soap, so I learned a new word AND learned about injustice all in the same afternoon.
you really got your mouth washed out with soap?
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I think I'll just smile and nod politely, and continue to wonder.
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I don't have weird parent stories because I don't talk about things like that with my parents. It just doesn't happen.

Here's what will blow your mind. Some day soon, you are going to find yourself in a relationship with a girl that will let you do freaky things to her. One night after the deed is done, you will be laying there trying to stay awake long enough to convince her you care when the thought will run through your mind: my mom lets my dad do this to her.

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fuck if i know, it's definitely more of a suck job.
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you really got your mouth washed out with soap?

Mom has a bit of a temper. She's all kinds of bad ass though.
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you really got your mouth washed out with soap?
I did once. Can't for the life of me remember why - probably repeating something I heard on the playground. My little sister got it much more often.
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Here's what will blow your mind. Some day soon, you are going to find yourself in a relationship with a girl that will let you do freaky things to her. One night after the deed is done, you will be laying there trying to stay awake long enough to convince her you care when the thought will run through your mind: my mom lets my dad do this to her.

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i'll never have that problem
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My mom was an OB nurse, so when I got the facts of life, I got them very thoroughly and scientifically. Then they made me watch that NOVA special - "The Miracle of Life." Good times.

In 6th grade, during what passed as sex-ed in north central Wisconsin in the 80s, they extended an invitation to any parents who wanted to come.

My mom was the only parent who came.

Like I wasn't already a total nerdy outcast.
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As far as my parents know, I've never gotten into trouble other then my car accident.
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i'll never have that problem

Why?
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