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Old 07-01-2003, 03:21 PM   #1
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Celine Dion walks into a bar...

...and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
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Oooh.. now there's a thinker.
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no, wait..don't tell me...i'll figure it out...damn i'm stupid...
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Damn, I thought she injured herself.

What a tease.

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Haha.

Yes.
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I do have a celine story...but I'll save it

I first heard that joke used for Tori Spelling( spelling of Spelling? Aaron's little girl..the one from 90210)
I now apply it to my rotti x shepherd. He has a VERY long face.
Tori, Celine, Gusto...any resemblance?
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I think the original was applied to a horse.
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I think the original was applied to a horse.
yeah it was! lol that's funny
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maybe this more belongs in Zoo Confessional

I confess. I have a Celine Dion album. It is very dear to me. It was a gift from my husband. I think she looks really good on the cover. She's just wearing a pair of jeans and a white T-shirt and she looks fine...imho.
We certainly don't like the whole album, but hub said when the title track was released and he'd hear it on the radio driving home late at night from work, it was better than a lot of the other stuff on the radio at the time and he thought the lyrics described how he felt about me...so she's not ALL bad. To each their own.
He also told me recently another track on that album makes him think of me...and I was touched.
Falling Into You
and
I Don't Know

Indulge me....it's our 22nd wedding anniversary today

Falling Into You

And in your eyes I see ribbons of color
I see us inside of each other
I feel my unconscious merge with yours
And I hear a voice say, "What's his is hers"

I'm falling into you
This dream could come true
And it feels so good falling into you

I was afraid to let you in here
Now I have learned love can't be made in fear
The walls begin to tumble down
And I can't even see the ground

I'm falling into you
This dream could come true
And it feels so good falling into you

Falling like a leaf, falling like a star
Finding a belief, falling where you are

Catch me, don't let me drop!
Love me, don't ever stop!

So close your eyes and let me kiss you
And while you sleep I will miss you

I'm falling into you
This dream could come true
And it feels so good falling into you

Falling like a leaf, falling like a star
Finding a belief, falling where you are

Falling into you
Falling into you
Falling into you





"I Don't Know"

A mountain of stone, a door of steel
Can't stand in my way, I'd go on
Brutal machines, unbending laws
Can't slow me down, I'd go on
I've learned how to deal and when to fight
I know what's real, I know what's right
I'm not afraid, a wounded dove
I can be tender in a world so tough

I'm sure I could face the bitter cold
But life without you, I don't know

The winds of the heart can blow me down
But I get right up and I stand my ground
I've tasted fear, my share of pain
The wasted tears of love in vain
I've held you tight, pushed you away
Now with all my might I beg you to stay

I'm sure I could face the bitter cold
But life without you, I don't know

I know what I want, I know what I need
But there's just one thing I must believe
Deep in the night by a dying flame
You will be there when I call your name

I'm sure I could face the bitter cold
But life without you, I don't know

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know.


our musical taste is diverse.......to say the least and I never ever judge a book by it's cover.

peace musiclovers
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