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Old 06-10-2005, 10:28 PM   #1
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Celebrate Whortense!

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You f**** b*****d Zoney. I was just about to post something similar but you beat me to it.

Happy birthday to Whortense the world's best 102 year old popster.
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It seems like yesterday she was only 69
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I thought she was always 69.

Happy birthday, you old bag.
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Did Whortense ever get that new vag she wanted?
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Old 06-11-2005, 05:03 AM   #6
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Happy birthday to my favorite whore.

Hope that rash clears up soon!
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Happy B-Day!
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Old 06-11-2005, 09:12 AM   #9
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Have a very whoreish birthday...and all that that implies
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Old 06-11-2005, 10:02 AM   #10
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You f**** b*****d Zoney. I was just about to post something similar but you beat me to it.

wanna thumb wrestle? Winner gets to change whortense's diaper!
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Last year, we were in Boston for her birthday!!
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My gift to you today, Whortense, is a coupon to the nearest VD clinic!
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Old 06-11-2005, 05:42 PM   #13
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Oh wow! Thanks for remembering my birthday! I'll let you in on what I did today!

My friend, Stoney, and I went over to Buckle’s, and Puff turned us on to a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of Percocet jimmies. I woke up with blood on my ass, and then we got high. Those were some good times!
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I'd like to thank Whortense for sharing this with us.
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Old 06-12-2005, 01:34 PM   #15
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Oh wow! Thanks for remembering my birthday! I'll let you in on what I did today!

My friend, Stoney, and I went over to Buckle’s, and Puff turned us on to a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of Percocet jimmies. I woke up with blood on my ass, and then we got high. Those were some good times!
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