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Old 09-19-2002, 12:36 PM   #1
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She didn't think to scream as the gentleman in the large overcoat grabbed her upon exit from the habbedashery. He usual breakfast of toast and absinth having left her somewhat drained she felt that perhaps returning to Yorkshire, new bumbershoot in tow, was not all that dreadfully important.
The brute carried her to a dank basement in which there lay only a somewhat decomposed crate, a grey mattress and the stub end of a candle.
He put her to work making paper flowers.
From then on her days were rather monotanous. She awoke the the drunken lout cursing at the invisable deamons that plaqued him, tried her best to perfect the artificial roses despite the poor lighting and the beer bottles, thrown by her captor (who ocassionally suffered from the horrors.) She would then eat whatever scraps she could find about the pit, while the man sold her wares (the profits from which he used to porcure more alcohol.) She would then fall into a fitful sleep, shivering, on the bed.
Eventually, her eyes failing her, she was unable to dodge the projectiles and was hit in the side of the head. Bleeding, she stumbled out of the door as the man continued to rage at the unseen enemies. As she lay dying in the gutter she had but one thought:
It was certainly better than Yorkshire.


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Old 09-19-2002, 01:08 PM   #2
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Old 09-19-2002, 06:29 PM   #3
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I have a recipe for a delicious cake with cardamom and buttermilk. The layers have sugared, chopped pecans baked into them, and the filling between the layers is whipped cream with raspberries.


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yuuuuuuummmmmmmmm

I want cake now
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is it just me or doesn't this thread make ANY sense at all???!!!
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Old 09-20-2002, 12:05 PM   #6
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this lemonade stand attracts a lot of weirdos

*eye twitch*

it's not real good for business

*shudder*

what's the price on a tall glass now anyway?
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this lemonade stand attracts a lot of weirdos

I don't think it's just LS
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what's the price on a tall glass now anyway?

How much ya got?
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