Can You Stand Another Bin Laden Joke?

[Gina Marie]

Well, I think it's funny, and I haven't heard it before...


Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked
it up. Suddenly,a female genie rose from the bottle
and with a smile said "Master, may I grant
you one wish?"
"Hey, bitch. Don't you know who I am? I don't need no
woman givin' me nuthin" barked Bin Laden.


The genie
pleaded "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will
be returned to this bottle forever.
Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the
inconvenience of it all, he said "Okay, okay, I wanna
wake up with three white women in my bed in the
morning, so just do it!"

Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed "Now leave
me alone bitch!"
The annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared
back into the bottle.

The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His
penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no
health insurance.