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Old 01-23-2002, 07:18 AM   #1
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Can we lock up Nikki Webster? Preferably in a cage with Alex Lloyd?

Im so sick of seeing her face and hearing her whiny-assed voice.

Dam Trog!
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Old 01-23-2002, 07:20 AM   #2
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good plan. can i be gate keeper?

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Old 01-23-2002, 07:24 AM   #3
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haha jonboy, you have good ideas. You can be her gatekeeper, would you mind being her hairdresser and chef? Cut the locks and cook them with her food so she chokes and gets some paralysing throat condition.


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Can i be the one who captures her and leads her on a torturous trail of playing her her own music, to the cell where bono_brat is gate keeper?
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Old 01-23-2002, 07:34 AM   #5
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can i tie her up with her own training bra? singing strawberry kisses off key (much like the original recording) and slagging off her olympics performance along the way perhaps...

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Old 01-23-2002, 07:42 AM   #6
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Oooh, jonboy and mands are on a winner here.

We would need to make a continuous loop, with strawberry goddamn kisses and Cathy Freeman's speeches on her running "yeah, um....I like to run...ya know?...its just....ya know, well....I wanna be....like....a role model.....yeah, um, .....ya know?

"I mean.....I dont see myself as like......a role model......but...like......Im really happy....that ya know......some see me like that....I just like to run"

This would be overdubbed on the whole Olympics opening ceremony tape.
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haha! i thought i was the only one who insulted cathy freeman's intellect, or lack of for that matter

combining the 2 of these could be magical!!!

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oohh, we could then take them both back out to homebush and tie them to the spaceship torch which is sitting in a park.
They could just dangle from it while we throw strawberries at them.
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What the hell is Nikki Webster for, anyway?

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The Americans hired her as payback for beating their men's relay team.
She's actually Gary Hall Jr's neice.
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Aussies.....



She was the girl in the Olympic opening extravaganza.....



Alex Lloyd?
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*loads mirrorball canon pointed at zone's head for posting her face*

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Old 01-23-2002, 11:28 AM   #13
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*runs for cover*

Just scroll fast through the photos....the rest of the world probably didn't have a clue who you were talking about.

(shoot, I'm still clueless about this Alex Lloyd guy)
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Alex Lloyd is a fan-f***ing-tastic. Don't listen to Ms Harlem at all.

Nikki Webster however....she makes me angry, then scared.

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Yeah, what's wrong with Alex Lloyd?? I really like his music.
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