tuwie
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
i'll start:
what's brown and sticky?
A STICK!! ^_____________^
what's brown and sticky?
A STICK!! ^_____________^
JessicaAnn said:Why did the monky fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
DeadMansParty said:how do you get a guitar player to stop playing?
put sheet music in front of him
DeadMansParty said:how do you know when your band is about to break up?
when the drummer says
" hey guys, I wrote something".
tuwie said:hahaahha =) great stuff, guys.
what washes up on small beaches?
microwaves!
DeadMansParty said:a man is sitting at a pub, sipping a beer when he hears " boy, you look great today". He turns around and no one is there. Then he hears " great haircut, you look sharp". He turns to find no one there again. " great necktie man". He is confused and asks the bartender " do you hear anything, someone keeps saying nice things about me". The bartender says " oh yeah, its the peanuts, they are complimentary".