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Old 08-28-2005, 03:26 PM   #1
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can we have a corny jokes thread?

i'll start:

what's brown and sticky?



A STICK!! ^_____________^
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Old 08-28-2005, 03:29 PM   #2
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Here's a horrible joke....

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To s**k my d**k.
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Old 08-28-2005, 03:30 PM   #3
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a horse walks into a bar
the bartender say's
" why the long face"?
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Old 08-28-2005, 03:31 PM   #4
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how do you get a guitar player to stop playing?


put sheet music in front of him
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how do you know when your band is about to break up?


when the drummer says

" hey guys, I wrote something".
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to the last one! that's good.
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Old 08-28-2005, 03:34 PM   #7
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a hamburger walks into a restaraunt and the host says

" im sorry, we dont serve food here".
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True definition of an optomist - A trombone player with a beeper.....

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? HOMELESS
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Old 08-28-2005, 04:51 PM   #9
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How can you tell a drummer's at the door?


He doesn't know when to come in.
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Old 08-28-2005, 05:23 PM   #10
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This guy is wathcing his football match when he hears a kock on the door, he opens the door to find nobody there.

He returs to his seat when the door goes again.

When he opens it, a teeny tiny voice comes from the doorstep.

"Can i come in? Please, it's really really cold out here." Says the voice of a snail.

"no, you cant now bugger off!" the man replies

"Please"

"I said no! now go away" he says as he kicks the snail over the garden fence.





A year later a knock comes on the mans door, he opens it and hears a teeny tiny voice....

"What did you do that for?!"






You asked for corny
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Why did the monky fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.
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A new nurse listened while Dr. Blake was yelling, "Typhoid!
Tetanus! Measles!"

The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"

The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots
around here."


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Two Hydrogens walk into a bar. The first one says, "Oh No, I lost
an electron!" The second one says, "Are you sure?" The first one
says, "Yeah, I'm positive."


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Old 08-29-2005, 07:20 AM   #14
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Quote:
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Why did the monky fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.



I like that one!
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Old 08-29-2005, 08:06 AM   #15
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i like the feminist one

heres the WORST joke ive ever heard... almost in the 'so bad its good' category

What did one tap say to the other??



Stop tapping



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