tuwie
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
i'll start:
what's brown and sticky?
A STICK!! ^_____________^
what's brown and sticky?
A STICK!! ^_____________^
can we have a corny jokes thread?
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Laird/Bono
Refugee
Here's a horrible joke....
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To s**k my d**k.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To s**k my d**k.
DeadMansParty
Rock n' Roll Doggie
a horse walks into a bar
the bartender say's
" why the long face"?
the bartender say's
" why the long face"?
DeadMansParty
Rock n' Roll Doggie
how do you get a guitar player to stop playing?
put sheet music in front of him
put sheet music in front of him
DeadMansParty
Rock n' Roll Doggie
how do you know when your band is about to break up?
when the drummer says
" hey guys, I wrote something".
when the drummer says
" hey guys, I wrote something".
U2democrat
Blue Crack Addict
to the last one! that's good.
DeadMansParty
Rock n' Roll Doggie
a hamburger walks into a restaraunt and the host says
" im sorry, we dont serve food here".
" im sorry, we dont serve food here".
Laird/Bono
Refugee
True definition of an optomist - A trombone player with a beeper.....
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? HOMELESS
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? HOMELESS
bono_gal
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
This guy is wathcing his football match when he hears a kock on the door, he opens the door to find nobody there.
He returs to his seat when the door goes again.
When he opens it, a teeny tiny voice comes from the doorstep.
"Can i come in? Please, it's really really cold out here." Says the voice of a snail.
"no, you cant now bugger off!" the man replies
"Please"
"I said no! now go away" he says as he kicks the snail over the garden fence.
A year later a knock comes on the mans door, he opens it and hears a teeny tiny voice....
"What did you do that for?!"
You asked for corny
He returs to his seat when the door goes again.
When he opens it, a teeny tiny voice comes from the doorstep.
"Can i come in? Please, it's really really cold out here." Says the voice of a snail.
"no, you cant now bugger off!" the man replies
"Please"
"I said no! now go away" he says as he kicks the snail over the garden fence.
A year later a knock comes on the mans door, he opens it and hears a teeny tiny voice....
"What did you do that for?!"
You asked for corny
JessicaAnn
ONE love, blood, life
Why did the monky fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Because he was dead.
U2Girl1978
Blue Crack Addict
A new nurse listened while Dr. Blake was yelling, "Typhoid!
Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots
around here."
Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots
around here."
U2Girl1978
Blue Crack Addict
Two Hydrogens walk into a bar. The first one says, "Oh No, I lost
an electron!" The second one says, "Are you sure?" The first one
says, "Yeah, I'm positive."
an electron!" The second one says, "Are you sure?" The first one
says, "Yeah, I'm positive."
bono_gal
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
JessicaAnn said:
I like that one!
discothequeLP
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
DeadMansParty said:
DeadMansParty said:
my drummers written some cool shit man. not true. but funny nonetheless.
DeadMansParty
Rock n' Roll Doggie
I actually heard this joke from a drummer
Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
Why did the chicken make it half-way across the road???
He wanted to lay it on the line.............
He wanted to lay it on the line.............
What did the breeze say to the screendoor?
Just passing through.
Just passing through.
Laird/Bono
Refugee
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Coz he was stapled to the chicken...
*Morning all... 1:11 pm* (Musician's hours)
Coz he was stapled to the chicken...
*Morning all... 1:11 pm* (Musician's hours)
OP
OP
tuwie
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
hahaahha =) great stuff, guys.
what washes up on small beaches?
microwaves!
what washes up on small beaches?
microwaves!
Laird/Bono
Refugee
mirowaves
dsmith2904
ONE love, blood, life
This is a little kid joke.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice waist!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice waist!
Adam'sbaby
War Child
tuwie said:
DeadMansParty
Rock n' Roll Doggie
a man is sitting at a pub, sipping a beer when he hears " boy, you look great today". He turns around and no one is there. Then he hears " great haircut, you look sharp". He turns to find no one there again. " great necktie man". He is confused and asks the bartender " do you hear anything, someone keeps saying nice things about me". The bartender says " oh yeah, its the peanuts, they are complimentary".
U2Girl1978
Blue Crack Addict
DeadMansParty said:
!!
U2Girl1978
Blue Crack Addict
What is the Pontiff’s favorite air freshener?
Pope-pourri
What do you call the photographers who hound the Pontiff?
Pope-arazzi
Pope-pourri
What do you call the photographers who hound the Pontiff?
Pope-arazzi
deep
Blue Crack Addict
so i am going to dinner with two priests
i don't know if i should bring a bottle of wine or
a cub scout
i don't know if i should bring a bottle of wine or
a cub scout
briarrose
Acrobat
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A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Why do you have a frog on your shoulder?"
The frog says, "I don't know. It started out as a small bump on my a**."
The frog says, "I don't know. It started out as a small bump on my a**."
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