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Old 09-10-2005, 09:02 PM   #106
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what did one statue say to the other?

is tat choo?

(say it out loud)
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Old 09-11-2005, 12:33 AM   #107
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Hey, where were you last night???? We went to see Jerry Seinfeld at the Long Beach Terrace Theater...during an Encore Q & A, he said that was one of his favorite jokes!!!

How cool! How was the show?
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:22 AM   #108
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Hey, where were you last night???? We went to see Jerry Seinfeld at the Long Beach Terrace Theater...during an Encore Q & A, he said that was one of his favorite jokes!!!

are you serious?!

I had no idea...that is so weird


that is my favorite joke
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Old 09-11-2005, 10:36 AM   #109
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ok here it goes ( i thought it was HILARIOUS)

So this guy is going to a costume party and he has to pick out a costume, he asks his friend to hang on his back
When he gets the the party the hostess asks him what is costume is he says"a snail"
the hostess asks so why do you have a girl on your back
he says "that's not a girl that's Mi-SHELL"
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:53 PM   #110
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How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....

English - I Love You
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - lch Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar

Alabama
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Oklahoma
Texas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Tennessee
Idaho
Missouri
Mississippi
Montana
Louisiana
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West Virginia
Kentucky
parts of Florida
Nice Ass, Get in the truck




















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well... since I can't figure out where to post this... I'll put it here...

http://www.dancingbush.com/

Enjoy!
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Old 09-24-2005, 01:27 PM   #112
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my four year old's current fave;

Why doesn't they dinosaur take a shower?

Because he's exstinked.....
:broken smilie:
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Old 11-06-2005, 07:33 PM   #113
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=)



why are ET's eyes so big?







cuz he saw his phone bill!
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Old 11-07-2005, 12:46 AM   #114
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A did-u-think-i-saw-us


Oh dear..........
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