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Old 08-30-2005, 04:54 PM   #61
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What do you call a Mexican that flies airplanes......?













A Pilot...you fecking racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:57 PM   #62
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Yes of course, I should not to try to have any fun like anyone else.

I'll just go back to being the big bad mean admin now. Bye
nooo i didn't mean it like that i meant it like i expected a better joke(not as in taste) (like as in is that all you got...digging myself big hole here oh boy)...sorry i didnt mean it to be taken like that it was silly stupid sarcastic remark that's all.
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Oh. well.. I suck at jokes
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Old 08-30-2005, 05:00 PM   #64
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I think I just really hate this smilie -->

I should delete it


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Oh. well.. I suck at jokes
ahh no honestly i am probably far worse....i am more situational humour like walking into lamp posts

Just completely ignore what i said earlier it was a stupid silly thing executed very poorly...if you think your bad...was not my feeble attempt worse

This is called panicking

Ahh i really killed this thread
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........no don't give up!!!!!!!

Two Rabbis walk into a laundromat.... ...c'mon anybody with me????
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hhahah i love the monkey jokes <3<3


what do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?



a receeding hareline!! HA! =)
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What do you call MEATLOAF'S roadies?




Hamburger helper!!
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hhahah i love the monkey jokes <3<3


what do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?



a receeding hareline!! HA! =)

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awww c'mon..... HAMBURGER HELPER!!!!
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says, “Dam!"

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The
other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But
why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand
chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to
his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that
she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened
up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers
from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was
unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He
went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival
florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to
"persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their
store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did
so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him ..... (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....A
super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

And finally, there was the person who posted ten different puns on Interference,
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.
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Two women leave a pub , drunk after a night of pints. One says to the other; I know a shortcut through the cemetary. The other says great, but I have to pee.
Go behind that headstone... says her friend. After she finishes, realized she had no tissue so she used her panties.
Other girl says ; I have to go now too but I'm not throwing out my Victoria's Secret drawers... hand me that ribbon from that headstone...

Next day husband of one woman calls husband of the other...

Tom ..these girls nights out have to stop, my wife came home with no panties last night...

That's nothin' says Tom MY WIFE came home with a card stuck to her ass that read ... "Thanks for the memories... we'll never forget you" - From the boys at the Brentwood Fire Dept.

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I'm not a stellar joke teller...hmm...but I can ryhme!

Anyway, I grew up with this corny standard:


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting!

The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the woman yelled back, "Cardigan!"







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A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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