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Old 08-30-2005, 03:45 PM   #46
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it depends. are you blonde?
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:58 PM   #47
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:05 PM   #48
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well then, it's only bad that you like the joke if it is in face true
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Well its ok then cos its not true!
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:12 PM   #50
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hehehe, i wouldn't know. i don't usually go for blondes
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Whats wrong with blondes?

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Old 08-30-2005, 04:18 PM   #52
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nothing. i just haven't met a blonde that i really really liked. maybe there aren't enough of them
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We are a rare species

Corny joke: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat-mate
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:26 PM   #54
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All the jokes i know are all to do with Northern Ireland

I must study this thread intently to learn from the masters as such
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How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

Wi' jam in

(i think this one needs to be said out loud)
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:49 PM   #59
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Honestly i expected better from an admin

Yes of course, I should not to try to have any fun like anyone else.

I'll just go back to being the big bad mean admin now. Bye
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