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Old 08-29-2005, 08:20 AM   #16
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how do you get a guitar player to stop playing?


put sheet music in front of him






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how do you know when your band is about to break up?


when the drummer says

" hey guys, I wrote something".

my drummers written some cool shit man. not true. but funny nonetheless.
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:11 AM   #17
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I actually heard this joke from a drummer
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:22 AM   #18
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Why did the chicken make it half-way across the road???

He wanted to lay it on the line.............
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:45 AM   #19
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What did the breeze say to the screendoor?

Just passing through.
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

Coz he was stapled to the chicken...

*Morning all... 1:11 pm* (Musician's hours)
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:32 AM   #21
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hahaahha =) great stuff, guys.

what washes up on small beaches?


microwaves!
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Old 08-29-2005, 12:06 PM   #23
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This is a little kid joke.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice waist!
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hahaahha =) great stuff, guys.

what washes up on small beaches?


microwaves!


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a man is sitting at a pub, sipping a beer when he hears " boy, you look great today". He turns around and no one is there. Then he hears " great haircut, you look sharp". He turns to find no one there again. " great necktie man". He is confused and asks the bartender " do you hear anything, someone keeps saying nice things about me". The bartender says " oh yeah, its the peanuts, they are complimentary".
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cant believe this hasnt come up yet

why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9
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a man is sitting at a pub, sipping a beer when he hears " boy, you look great today". He turns around and no one is there. Then he hears " great haircut, you look sharp". He turns to find no one there again. " great necktie man". He is confused and asks the bartender " do you hear anything, someone keeps saying nice things about me". The bartender says " oh yeah, its the peanuts, they are complimentary".

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What is the Pontiff’s favorite air freshener?
Pope-pourri

What do you call the photographers who hound the Pontiff?
Pope-arazzi
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so i am going to dinner with two priests

i don't know if i should bring a bottle of wine or
a cub scout
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A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Why do you have a frog on your shoulder?"
The frog says, "I don't know. It started out as a small bump on my a**."
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