Can someone give me a summary of E.T in haiku form

[trevster2k]

Spielberg tour de force?
E.T is a mystery
Never seen by me.

 

[BVS]

Not of this planet
Lost and found with Speak N Spell
E.T. phone home bitch

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Where is NSW, he is the resident haiku expert

He's like Shakespeare, minus the codpiece....

E.T. phone home bitch

 

[trevster2k]

Not of this planet
Lost and found with Speak N Spell
E.T. phone home bitch

 

[UberBeaver]

Can someone give me a summary of E.T in haiku form

This is the greatest question ever asked.

Not of this planet
Lost and found with Speak N Spell
E.T. phone home bitch

And this is the greatest response.

 

[Lila64]

Top that NSW!

 

[UberBeaver]

Manilow > Neil.

Turn on Your Heartlight
Let it shine w'rever you go.
Let it make hpy'glow.

 

[trevster2k]

Re: Manilow > Neil.

Turn on Your Heartlight
Let it shine w'rever you go.
Let it make hpy'glow.

Aren't those Neil Diamond lyrics?

 

[UberBeaver]

Re: Re: Manilow > Neil.

Aren't those Neil Diamond lyrics?

Yes. I wanted to go with:

Far - We've been traveling far
Without a home
But not without a star


But it's not haiku.

 

[Lila64]

http://members.aol.com/frenjp/haiku/create.htm

A young heart dances
Blossoming friendship lives
Dreams into the dawn

 

[No spoken words]

Many years ago
I sat and I watched ET
Beav, go fuck yourself

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Many years ago
I sat and I watched ET
Beav, go fuck yourself

That's just so brilliant I could...

 

[Lila64]

That's just so brilliant I could...

 

[CTU2fan]

I like Lila's...

Elliott found him
with help from Reese's Pieces
scared Gertie shitless

With a Speak N Spell
from the woods he called his ship
phone home bitch indeed

But then he got sick
why not just rub all over
with healing finger?

Flying bikes are cool
goodbye to his new Earth friends
said "I'll be right here"

 

[UberBeaver]

Hey No Spoken Words
Your ET Haiku Sucked balls
Now Shut The Fuck Up.

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

Creepy little thing
befriends Elliott and scares
the crap out of me

 

[Dalton]

Many years ago
I sat and I watched ET
Beav, go fuck yourself

this made my day.

 

[cobl04]

I'm assuming haiku is a three line poem of some sort

 

[Smallville]

Have you not taken high school english?

 

[Carmelu2fan]

Little guy from space
Quite a funny looking dude
Trying to get home

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm assuming haiku is a three line poem of some sort

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Wikipedia
Finding information which
Might not be correct

 

[Irvine511]

little alien
so far from home you are, friend
yoda you are not

 

[No spoken words]

ET, why did you
Seduce and sleep with my Mom
You fucking douche bag

 

[Angela Harlem]

Have you not taken high school english?

We don't do haiku in Australian highschools.

 

[UberBeaver]

ET, why did you
Seduce and sleep with my Mom
You fucking douche bag

That was not ET.
So sorry, my Chitown friend
But that was just me.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I thought this had veered into American Pie territory.

You guys are killing me.

 

[No spoken words]

That was not ET.
So sorry, my Chitown friend
But that was just me.

Beav, you did my Mom?
You've crossed me for the last time
Wait...are you my Dad?

 

[UberBeaver]

I am not your dad
Less years than you have I
I just did your mom.

 

[No spoken words]

I thought that maybe
You banged her in a time rift
Glad that was not true

 

[UberBeaver]

What makes me laugh most:
That each line must be counted
Before we post it.