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Old 05-12-2007, 01:20 PM   #1
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Can someone give me a summary of E.T in haiku form

Spielberg tour de force?
E.T is a mystery
Never seen by me.
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Not of this planet
Lost and found with Speak N Spell
E.T. phone home bitch
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Where is NSW, he is the resident haiku expert

He's like Shakespeare, minus the codpiece....

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E.T. phone home bitch
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Can someone give me a summary of E.T in haiku form

This is the greatest question ever asked.


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Not of this planet
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E.T. phone home bitch
And this is the greatest response.
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Top that NSW!
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Manilow > Neil.

Turn on Your Heartlight
Let it shine w'rever you go.
Let it make hpy'glow.
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Re: Manilow > Neil.

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Turn on Your Heartlight
Let it shine w'rever you go.
Let it make hpy'glow.
Aren't those Neil Diamond lyrics?
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Old 05-13-2007, 12:05 AM   #9
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Aren't those Neil Diamond lyrics?
Yes. I wanted to go with:

Far - We've been traveling far
Without a home
But not without a star



But it's not haiku.
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http://members.aol.com/frenjp/haiku/create.htm

A young heart dances
Blossoming friendship lives
Dreams into the dawn
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Many years ago
I sat and I watched ET
Beav, go fuck yourself
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I like Lila's...

Elliott found him
with help from Reese's Pieces
scared Gertie shitless

With a Speak N Spell
from the woods he called his ship
phone home bitch indeed

But then he got sick
why not just rub all over
with healing finger?

Flying bikes are cool
goodbye to his new Earth friends
said "I'll be right here"
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Hey No Spoken Words
Your ET Haiku Sucked balls
Now Shut The Fuck Up.
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