Can someone give me a summary of E.T in haiku form

[No spoken words]

The beautiful part
about haiku, combining
poetry and math

 

[angelordevil]

Instantly transfixed
flying away from our time
heart remains right here

 

[No spoken words]

Product placement starts
Reeses Pieces sales explode
Fuck you M&M's

 

[fah]

~rates thread 5 stars~

 

[Lila64]

I think it needs 6. I have tears in my eyes.

 

[cobl04]

We don't do haiku in Australian highschools.

i was starting to wonder...

 

[trevster2k]

Instantly transfixed
flying away from our time
heart remains right here

Why is there a monkey with that kid?

Great haikus everyone!!

 

[Lila64]

I needed a laugh, so I revisited this thread

 

[kellyahern]

Ugly alien
Freaks out young Drew Barrymore
Made her drink a lot

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[BluRmGrl]

TEN STARS!!!!! Most fucking brilliant thread.... EVAH!!!