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Old 06-20-2005, 10:46 AM   #1
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Californians

Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
jokes, you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember ... is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station:
"STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
here illegally, they want to give you one.
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Old 06-20-2005, 10:52 AM   #2
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I live in Texas.

yeeehaww

I hate this fucking state.
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:08 AM   #3
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Pot is illegal???

Damn
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:13 AM   #4
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hahaha, that's pretty funny
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:40 AM   #5
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:22 PM   #6
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Thanks that was funny
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Re: Californians

Quote:
Originally posted by Eliv8
Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
jokes, you know you're from California if:

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station:
"STORM WATCH."
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
These are so true.
People in Southern California act like the Wicked Witch as soon as a little drop falls from the sky.
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:44 PM   #9
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If my uncle had a computer I'd so send him this.
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:32 PM   #10
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:58 PM   #11
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I've never been to California.
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Old 06-20-2005, 02:02 PM   #12
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I've never been to California.
Consider yourself lucky.
Stay on the East Coast.
People out here are assed backwards

















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Old 06-20-2005, 03:14 PM   #13
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Pot is illegal???

Damn
apparently it's not in Humboldt County where i lived ofr a year...you get high by walking into town, and i'm only half exagerating
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Old 06-20-2005, 03:50 PM   #14
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apparently it's not in Humboldt County where i lived ofr a year...you get high by walking into town, and i'm only half exagerating
That's no lie, I live 5 hours south and still get a contact high from Humboldt County!!
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Old 06-20-2005, 05:08 PM   #15
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Quote:
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I've never been to California.
I invite you.........


I'm a Native Californian...not too many of us around.
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