Californians

Eliv8 · 06-20-2005, 10:46 AM

Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
jokes, you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember ... is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station:
"STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
here illegally, they want to give you one.

impy13 · 06-20-2005, 10:52 AM

I live in Texas.

yeeehaww

I hate this fucking state.

**Sicy** · 06-20-2005, 11:08 AM

Pot is illegal???

Damn

discothequeLP · 06-20-2005, 11:13 AM

hahaha, that's pretty funny

RedRocksU2 · 06-20-2005, 11:40 AM

fah · 06-20-2005, 12:22 PM

redkat · 06-20-2005, 12:28 PM

Thanks that was funny

Sparkysgrrrl · 06-20-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eliv8
Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
jokes, you know you're from California if:

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station:
"STORM WATCH."
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

These are so true.
People in Southern California act like the Wicked Witch as soon as a little drop falls from the sky.

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 06-20-2005, 12:44 PM

If my uncle had a computer I'd so send him this.

U2MaNaIcWeIdO · 06-20-2005, 01:32 PM

tiny dancer · 06-20-2005, 01:58 PM

I've never been to California.

Sparkysgrrrl · 06-20-2005, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tiny dancer
I've never been to California.

Consider yourself lucky.
Stay on the East Coast.
People out here are assed backwards

elevation2u · 06-20-2005, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sicy
Pot is illegal???

Damn

apparently it's not in Humboldt County where i lived ofr a year...you get high by walking into town, and i'm only half exagerating

Reggie Thee Dog · 06-20-2005, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by elevation2u

apparently it's not in Humboldt County where i lived ofr a year...you get high by walking into town, and i'm only half exagerating

That's no lie, I live 5 hours south and still get a contact high from Humboldt County!!

Mr. BAW · 06-20-2005, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tiny dancer
I've never been to California.

I invite you.........

I'm a Native Californian...not too many of us around.

greeneyedgirl · 06-20-2005, 05:35 PM

*wants to move next door to Reggie*

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 06-20-2005, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
*wants to move next door to Reggie*

same here

ribbons&bows · 06-20-2005, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. BAW

I'm a Native Californian...not too many of us around.

me too

Technically, I'm an HB native

But I don't live there or surf

zonelistener · 06-20-2005, 07:18 PM

<----- OC native

U2MaNaIcWeIdO · 06-20-2005, 08:25 PM

I also never been to California....been stuck here in Illinois for a long time.

06-20-2005, 10:46 AM	#1
Eliv8 Refugee Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: A Place Called San Diego Posts: 1,842 Local Time: 06:29 AM	Californians Californians So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember ... is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal? 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists. 19. The Terminator is your governor. 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one. __________________

06-20-2005, 10:52 AM	#2
impy13 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,414 Local Time: 02:29 AM	I live in Texas. yeeehaww I hate this fucking state. __________________

06-20-2005, 11:08 AM	#3
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 69,348 Local Time: 05:29 AM	Pot is illegal??? Damn __________________

06-20-2005, 01:58 PM	#11
tiny dancer Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: small town Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 95,041 Local Time: 01:29 PM	I've never been to California. __________________ Into the heart of a child...

06-20-2005, 08:25 PM	#20
U2MaNaIcWeIdO Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having fun with the changing weather in Illinois...and wanting to meet Bono again. Please...for christ sakes call me Weldy!!!! Posts: 29,231 Local Time: 08:29 AM	I also never been to California....been stuck here in Illinois for a long time. __________________

06-20-2005, 11:13 AM	#4
discothequeLP Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 8,095 Local Time: 06:29 AM	hahaha, that's pretty funny

06-20-2005, 11:40 AM	#5
RedRocksU2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Murrieta, CA. Posts: 26,437 Local Time: 06:29 AM

06-20-2005, 12:22 PM	#6
fah Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In my house with the rest of fahs Posts: 20,147 Local Time: 05:29 AM

06-20-2005, 12:28 PM	#7
redkat Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: racing to the waterside Posts: 19,620 Local Time: 06:29 AM	Thanks that was funny

06-20-2005, 12:44 PM	#9
LarryMullen's POPAngel Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I'll be up with the sun, I'm not coming down... Posts: 53,698 Local Time: 08:29 AM	If my uncle had a computer I'd so send him this.

06-20-2005, 01:32 PM	#10
U2MaNaIcWeIdO Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having fun with the changing weather in Illinois...and wanting to meet Bono again. Please...for christ sakes call me Weldy!!!! Posts: 29,231 Local Time: 08:29 AM

06-20-2005, 05:35 PM	#16
greeneyedgirl ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: RedrockU2's Left Shoulder Posts: 14,459 Local Time: 07:29 AM	wants to move next door to Reggie

06-20-2005, 07:18 PM	#19
zonelistener ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: six convenient metro locations Posts: 14,747 Local Time: 08:29 AM	<----- OC native

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