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Old 03-28-2004, 03:13 PM   #1
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http://www.thevarsity.ca/news/2003/1...n-571787.shtml

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Prof's secret porn stash revealed during power point presentation
The Varsity Newspaper
Published: Thursday, December 4, 2003

Last Monday organic chemistry professor Dr. Lithoovenstein had his secret porn stash discovered when his power point presentation for his lecture on carboxyl amyl acids failed. Instead of a slide showing electron orbital hybridization, students in the Earth Sciences auditorium were presented with a screen showing a woman being penetrated simultaneously by three different men.

"So yeah, like, I was just trying to copy down the notes from the last screen on methanosilicate...something or other, when like, this shot of Anabelle Chong comes up, and we're all like 'whoa, dude!'" said third year chemistry major Jeff Canstellana. "But like, nobody said anything, we just let him keep going on about the valence electrons and all that shit, 'cause like, nobody was about to tell him and let him get rid of it. I mean, fuck, it was like 4:30 that day, and nobody was up for learning more chemistry."

Dr. Lithoovenstein continued his lecture, unaware that his presentation had gone awry. The pornographic video of Ms. Chong's "The World's Greatest Gang Bang" continued to play onscreen for a further two and a half minutes, report students, until second year student Jane Stanton quietly approached the professor and informed him of the mix up. Dr. Lithoovenstein, after seeing the screen, tried to fix the situation with no success.

"So at this point we fucking lost it," said third year student Chad Bewicks. "I mean, there's the prof you nailed you with a fucking C minus on your last lab report for not indicating which solvents you used, and there he is up on stage frantically trying to hide the fact that he's a big perv. Fucking genius."

After being unable to close the program, Dr. Lithoovenstein cut the power to his lap top computer. He reportedly left the auditorium immediately afterwards and did not stay to answer students questions as he normally does.

"Yeah, that was totally lame of him. I was all ready to ask him if what we had observed was an endothermic or exothermic reaction, and which of the three agents was the primary force generating her reaction, but buddy totally bailed on us," said Canstellana. "That was so not cool."

Dr. Lithoovenstein was unavailable for comment.

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Yeah, so...that's my university.

(The email the link was sent in was originally titled, "Why to take science").
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Old 03-28-2004, 03:19 PM   #2
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I like how the student knows exactly who the actress is who was in the porn video.

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Old 03-28-2004, 04:08 PM   #3
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I like how the student knows exactly who the actress is who was in the porn video.

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hehe I bet that accounts for some research on the student's behalf. Extra credit?
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My precalculus teacher was this very no-nonsense, individual. Very serious. But I could, at least, respect his heavy professionalism, and I think I learned more math from him than anyone else.

Anyway, one day, he meant to say "organisms," but he ended up saying "orgasms." There was this very distinct silence; no one dared to laugh, until after the class was over and we were out of the room...lol.

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"...I was all ready to ask him if what we had observed was an endothermic or exothermic reaction, and which of the three agents was the primary force generating her reaction, ..." said Canstellana.

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how come none of my chem classes were that interesting?
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I work for our IT department and was in a Prof's office helping him with something on the computer and he had tons of porn sites as favorites. The funny thing is I wasn't even snooping, he was standing behind me and asked me to switch his IE homepage so when I opened IE, his list of favorites appears on the side. I told the right people and they told me that he was so dumb, he stored porn on his school-owned/school-maintained network drive!
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I learned all about that movie from a show about the porn industry on terrestrial TV.
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Should really start reading the Varsity!!
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During my year in Spain I had classes (Marketing?) from a professor who used her own book as the guideline. Well, I don't think she made the graphics herself though. There was one picture of a computer desktop and IE opened to some site. Maybe of a company when the text was about web-sales or so (not important for this story). Anyway, you could also see the other programs on the taskbar at the bottom of the screen. So there was another IE-instance opened. It had loaded the Playboy website...

As I said, I don't think she'd made the pictures herself...



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Do you do organic chemistry miss thong?

i bet you thought marketing was boring until that day too marty
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Oh my god! that's funny!!
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Marketing is still boring.
Playboy cannot change that.



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