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Old 09-02-2002, 01:46 AM   #1
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business skill testing skills for prisoners (case carried)

fitter happier

more productive

C O M F O R T A B L E

not drinking too much

regular excercise at the gym (three days a week)

getting on better with your associate

employee temporaries

at ease

eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)

a patient better driver

a safer car (baby smiling in back seat)

sleeping better (no bad dreams)

no paranoia

careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)

keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)

WILL FREQUENTLY CHECK CREDIT AT (MORAL) BANK (HOLE IN WALL)

favours for favours

fond but not in love

charity standing orders

on sunday ring road supermarket

(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)

car wash (also on sundays)

no longer afraid of the dark

or midday shadows

nothing so rediculously teenage and desperate

nothing so childish

at a better pace

slower and more calculated

NO CHANCE OF ESCAPE

now self-employed

concerned (but powerless)

an empowered and informed member of society

(pragmatism not idealism)

will not cry in public

less chance of illness

tires that grip in the wet

(shot of baby strapped in backseat)

a good memory

still cries at a good film

still kisses with saliva

no longer empty and frantic

like a cat

tied to a stick

thats frozen into frozen winter shit

(the ability to laugh at weakness)

calm

fitter, healthier and more productive

a pig

in a cage

on antibiotics
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yes you are and yes it is.
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Such lovely lyrics.

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I am so not those things but secretly want to be.
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this thread is going nowhere. its got the best shit inside it ever.
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