Bumpass, Virginia Superthread

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Welcome to Bumpass, Virginia, United States, also known as the "Rustic Capital of the World", found in the vast woodlands of Central Virginia, which is a Commonwealth, not a state. Citizens of other states such as New York and DC (also not a state) often retreat to Virginia so they can purchase guns under relaxed laws. Meanwhile, citizens of Virginia often retreat to places such as New York and DC to enjoy a glass or 8 of Sangria, which is banned in the commonwealth.

Bumpass, VA. A special trail for the homeless, or the newest dance craze? You decide.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumpass,_Virginia
 
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"Black" was a weaker track. Good choruses, but the verses were meh and the outro was stupid.

"Moth" was pretty good.
 
unico said:
i swear if one of these whackos knock on my door one more fucking time i'm pouring an entire bottle of visine in their orange juice.
that happened in an episode of csi:miami. although it was eggs, not orange juice.

but it didn't kill the person, it only made their nails turn blue. the multiple stab wounds killed them! :happy:
 
KhanadaRhodes said:

that happened in an episode of csi:miami. although it was eggs, not orange juice.

but it didn't kill the person, it only made their nails turn blue. the multiple stab wounds killed them! :happy:

And Horatio put on his glasses and solved the whole fucking thing in 40 minutes.
 
LemonMacPhisto said:
And Horatio put on his glasses and solved the whole fucking thing in 40 minutes.
lol, pretty much.

oh, and why did she get stabbed? cuz an ex boyfriend was jealous because she was a nanny and happy taking care of the kids. he thought she never wanted to have kids. "i never said i didn't want to have kids. i said i never wanted to have them with YOU." so he killed her.
 
phillyfan26 said:


Profanity > Not Profanity

Bum Pass evokes some hilarious mental imagery though.

And an ass is a donkey, you ass. :wink:
 
LemonMacPhisto said:


And Horatio put on his glasses and solved the whole fucking thing in 40 minutes.

You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own.
 
unico said:
for real? i heard it gives them diarrhea
:lol: who knows, so many people have been poisoned on that show. someone else had their oj poisoned, but it was...iodine or something? the geeky dude from ocean's eleven was poisoning this girl cuz she wouldn't bow chicka wow wow with him. or whatever.

like 90% of the cases in that show are where someone gets killed because of a misunderstanding, it's hilarious. and yet i watch it every week, i don't know why.
 
KhanadaRhodes said:

lol, pretty much.

oh, and why did she get stabbed? cuz an ex boyfriend was jealous because she was a nanny and happy taking care of the kids. he thought she never wanted to have kids. "i never said i didn't want to have kids. i said i never wanted to have them with YOU." so he killed her.

classic. i can just picture the melodramatic reenactment of that conversation, and then horatio shakes his head just a little, and puts on his glasses.

incidentally my lesbian mother has a crush on horatio. go figure.
 
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