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Old 09-09-2007, 10:22 PM   #181
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A Bleary Britney Kicks Off MTV Awards
47 minutes ago

LAS VEGAS - Somewhere, Kevin Federline is laughing. An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked about performance of the MTV Video Music Awards _ but for all the wrong reasons.

Kicking off the show Sunday night with her new single, "Gimme More," Spears looked bleary and unprepared, much like her recent tabloid exploits on the streets of Los Angeles. She walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. It appeared she had forgotten the entire art of lip-synching. And, perhaps most unforgivable given her once-taut frame, she looked embarrassingly out of shape.

Even the celebrity-studded audience seemed bewildered. 50 Cent looked at Spears with a confused expression; Diddy, her new best friend, was expressionless.

Some comeback.

The VMAs was hoping to reinvent itself on Sunday. After suffering poor reviews and a decline in ratings over the last few years, MTV moved the show to Las Vegas' Palms Casino, shortened the show from three hours to two, and changed the show's setup to focus more on performances than awards.

To that end, Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, Kanye West, Fall Out Boy and the Foo Fighters were each hosting four separate suite parties, where much of the show's performances would be held.

Thankfully, after Spears' dismal start and a lukewarm intro by comedian Sarah Silverman, the show rebounded. Timberlake's suite was packed with revelers, alcohol and eight lingerie-clad stripper types on raised platforms. Before he accepted the Quadruple Threat of the Year award at his suite, the DJ summoned the partygoers to watch the monitor and go crazy if Timberlake won.

He did, they did, and Timberlake said: "I want to challenge MTV to play more videos!" Then he was whisked away by bodyguards and disappeared. He later won male artist of the year, and hit home on that point: "We don't want to see the Simpsons on reality television" _ apparently he's not a fan of either Jessica or Ashlee's MTV shows.

Meanwhile, Rihanna won Monster Single of the Year for her ubiquitous hit "Umbrella," and Beyonce and Shakira won Most Earthshattering Collaboration for "Beautiful Liar." Beyonce's shimmering gold dress barely contained her top; immediately after she picked up her trophy, she asked an assistant backstage to help fix her dress, apparently to prevent a wardrobe malfunction.

Other performers were appearing on the show's main stage, in front of an industry-only audience seated at tables, like at the Golden Globes. Chris Brown gave one of the evening's most extravagant performances _ a dance-centric, eye-popping spectacle that channeled Michael Jackson, right down to a brief "Billie Jean" imitation. Later. he was joined by Rihanna, who performed her monster single.

While Spears' performance was a showcase, others were delivered in snippets: Akon crooned a bit of his "Smack That" before an award was announced, while the cameras zoomed in on performances from Fall Out Boy and the Foo Fighters mid-performance in their suites, giving viewers the sense that they had happened upon an intimate concert. Cee-Lo delivered a rocking version of Prince's naughty classic "Darling Nikki" in the Foo Fighters suite; Soulja Boy was showing Kanye West his "Crank That" dance in West's suite.

Timberlake and Timbaland's joint suite looked like the most exciting _ T.I., buffeted by pole dancers, delivered a rousing version of "Big Things Poppin'" while 50 Cent stopped by to perform "Ayo Technology" with Timberlake and Timbaland.

Not to be outdone, T-Pain and West danced high atop Las Vegas in one of the Palms' balcony suites as celebrated "The Good Life." And Lil Wayne, doing double duty in the Fall Out Boy suite, was particularly animated during their joint performance.

But the TV audience never got full views of those performances, though the network promised viewers more via its Web site and other "remixed" versions of the show. That might have been the purpose _ to whet the audiences appetite for repeat viewings by promising glimpses of what they missed during the traditional broadcast.

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Old 09-09-2007, 11:22 PM   #182
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Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75
I was really hoping she would prove everyone wrong and pull off a kick ass performance. That performance was simply sad. I am not a fan of Sara Silverman, I do not find her shock jokes/comedy that funny but just mean spirited. I think she crossed the line with Britney's kids.
I totally agree. That was so bad. She was so unenthusiastic and she looked high. And Sarah Silverman is a bitch. I cant stand her.

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I admit I kinda like the song....but the background dancers were more into the performance than Britney!

(I should have know the entire show would be bad cause the preshow was BORING!!!!!)
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Old 09-09-2007, 11:49 PM   #184
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where was criss angel???
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Someone should have told Brit that this wasn't a dress rehearsal...

But Jamie Foxx drunk was kinda funny...
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Originally posted by Bono's Betty
where was criss angel???
That's the only reason I watched and nothing happened.
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I only watched her performance. What a disappointment.
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So ... what will this 'disappointment' lead to ??

The possibility of further destroying her career ... or will she 'gain' more sympathy and concern from everyone ??
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Old 09-10-2007, 07:04 AM   #189
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what did sarah silverman say about britney?

She always goes for the jugular Sarah does, i have a love/hate thing for her

britneys performance was saaaaaaad
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Brittney Spears was heard muttering shortly after her disastrous performance, "Help me Obi-wan-Playboy, you're my last career option."
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Umm yeah she was awful last night. But this guy does not care cause he has a Britney Pool.
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Britney was awful. She couldn't lip sync for shit, the dancing was pathetic (did somebody sedate her ahead of time?), the song sucked, but that was the least of her problems, and she really doesn't have the body to wear what she was wearing. Yes, she probably still has a better body than 75% of women out there, but she's simply not toned at all anymore and it looks all wrong. Plus, did she get like $5 extensions put in here hair? They looked horrendous!

Sara Silverman wasn't funny at all. It's not even a matter of offense (although the kids stuff crossed the line, IMO), but how old is she, 4? That she thinks diarrhea jokes are still funny? Oookay.
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that was Britney?

i thought she chickened out and hired a 2nd rate Drag Queen?

(i'm a Sarah Silverman fan, but i thought she was bad, though i did enjoy her Celo/Kanye West joke, that was funny)
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That was one of the most uncomfortable things I have ever had to witness on TV...

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