Britney files for divorce (finally!)

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[pepokiss]

"HE ATE MY QUEEN... DAMMIT!"

 

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[Westport]

The Dirty Sanchez!!

 

[Hewson]

The Dirty Sanchez!!

"Kevin you promised to use KY!"

 

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funny guys, very funny

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Lovely, just lovely..see he doesn't shower but he writes poetry on shower doors

US Weekly

Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!
--Kevin Federline

*In case there are any doubts about its authenticity, we have an actual signed Kevin Federline poster hanging up in Us Online HQ (as part of our K-Fed altar where we burn Marlboro incense and leave offerings of 'beaters and illegitimate children), and the signatures match up.

 

[JCOSTER]

He is the plankton of the earth....


and kids should not be around him.

 

[Golightly Grrl]

Lovely, just lovely..see he doesn't shower but he writes poetry on shower doors

US Weekly

Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!
--Kevin Federline

*In case there are any doubts about its authenticity, we have an actual signed Kevin Federline poster hanging up in Us Online HQ (as part of our K-Fed altar where we burn Marlboro incense and leave offerings of 'beaters and illegitimate children), and the signatures match up.

That should be embroidered on a pillow.

 

[Bonochick]

Just when you think nobody could possibly make Kevin Federline look worse...he does it himself.

 

[yeter]

Huh? What? Ladles look out?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i wanna know what the hell "fuck a wife" means.

 

[corianderstem]

It's probably best not to waste time trying to figure out what passes for grammar in Kevin's World.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

i wanna know what the hell "fuck a wife" means.

What? You don't know that Kevin is the king of romance and respect for women?

I think he means that he doesn't need a wife 1. because he's a great Dad who can raise his kids on his own 2. because he is well on his way to music superstardom and no longer needs to ride the Britney gravy train 3. because he's so hot that women all over the world just want to have sex with him without the benefit of marriage

 

[Bonochick]

Ladles look out?

 

[Laura M]

Huh? What? Ladles look out?

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I didn't even notice that

 

[Golightly Grrl]

Save the Ladles!

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Save the Ladles!

She was hanging out with Paris in Las Vegas, Mario Lopez too. Why do I think Mario would love to hook up with Britney?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Why do I think Mario would love to hook up with Britney?

i think he'll hook up with just about anyone

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I'd hook up with Mario provided I was a hot hollywood lady.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

She was hanging out with Paris in Las Vegas, Mario Lopez too. Why do I think Mario would love to hook up with Britney?

um, did anyone read tmz.com today and this little blurb and the video they have of this?

[q]It only took Britney Spears one night of hanging out with Paris Hilton to start running around without her pants.
Paris & Britney: Click to watch
The newly-liberated pop star enjoyed a wild 'girls night out' in Sin City with Miss Hilton this weekend; dancing, laughing and chain-smoking throughout the night.

The unlikely pair landed at club Tryst in the Wynn hotel, where Britney was spotted getting down and dirty on the dance floor to several Paris Hilton songs. In fact, things got so heated, Britney ditched her pants -- and danced around the club in a pair of fishnet stockings!

Welcome back, Brit.[/q]

no pants on?

 

[trevster2k]

How come this breakup didn't make the "Another One Bites the Dust" weepy for the couple thread?

And good to see your being consistent in the quality of company she keeps!!

 

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TRAIN WRECK

 

[MrPryck2U]

Mario Lopez is married. Besides, K-Fed has already been there, so why would anyone else want her? K-Fed has permenantly soiled Britney.

 

[ljclary]

Mario Lopez isn't married.

 

[skjuls]

Mario Lopez isn't married.

Yeah didn't he get a divorce within a few days of his wedding to Ali L something. He cheated on her and she said bye bye!

 

[MrPryck2U]

I stand corrected. Mario isn't married.

 

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Brittney and KFed are expected to release a joint statement stating that there is NO sex tape.

 

[redkat]

Brittney and KFed are expected to release a joint statement stating that there is NO sex tape.

I know someone who will be very disappointed