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Old 03-05-2005, 03:10 AM   #1
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Breaking News... Barry Bonds' Testicles Haven't Shrunk

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"They say it makes your testicles shrink,'' he said. "I can tell you my testicles are the same size. They haven't shrunk. They're the same and work just the same as they always have."
You can now go about your normal lives, thankfully knowing that Barry Bonds has the same size balls as he did when he first made it to the Major Leagues. Hewson, you can now put those fears that Bonds suffers from Elephantitus to sleep. Move on with your lifes people. Move on with your lifes.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2005214
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Damn was I wrong, who do I owe 5$ to?
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I don't know...chapter 5 of his mistresses book is gonna detail how when they first met she couldn't get both in her mouth at once, but by 2002 she could suck both of them while also eating ice cream( rocky road of course). All this and other sordid tales for only $34.95 hardcover, but she (as she has told us) is not a gold digger and not interested in the money.
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