Booze, North Yorkshire Superthread

[Serena Vox]

Drugs

I had four wisdom teeth out and the roof of my mouth split down the middle so's to widen it. The worst post-surgery day was about day eight... my nose wouldn't stop bleeding. Just kept going for about four or five hours. It got to the point where I could taste it and stuff, it was disgusting. So Mum poked around in my nose and eventually pulled out a blood clot that was - and I Shit you not - about 10 centimetres long.

That's awful!
I assume you are way better now?

 

[cobl04]

the car got backed into - this is the orgazm on wheels , by an uninsured driver.

Was Alan Didak the passenger?

Hey Jen!



"If need be", e.g. cin making that joke again ...

 

[mysterious_jen]

oh shit .


he is home gulp.

 

[Cin]

Hey Jen!



"If need be", e.g. cin making that joke again ...

i have a standard set of about 10 jokes and one liners and that's it folks

 

[mysterious_jen]

oh dear. at least you've still got us


how's the car, still drivable?

yes driveable.


man not talking . hopes he isnt packing



hopes i dont have to pack !!!!!!!

 

[Cin]

yes driveable.


man not talking . hopes he isnt packing



hopes i dont have to pack !!!!!!!

just plant yourself down and refuse to leave
you've done nothing wrong . . . . . except declare your love of U2 to the world at large

 

[cobl04]

That's awful!
I assume you are way better now?

Yes, much better now, but sadly I have another bout of surgery to go until my mouth is fixed (whatever they can do for teeth/mouths I've had it done). They've gotta break my bottom jaw and move it forward to fix my overbite.

oh shit .


he is home gulp.

best of luck

yes driveable.


man not talking . hopes he isnt packing



hopes i dont have to pack !!!!!!!

this sounds like my dad. wont help much, but this happens to dad a bit and he goes for a drive and comes back an hour later and just drinks to calm down.

 

[Axver]

i have a standard set of about 10 jokes and one liners and that's it folks

Of which eight are about masturbation?

 

[Cin]

pulled out a blood clot that was - and I Shit you not - about 10 centimetres long.

that made me feel gross. . . . . but I used to get roaring blood noses as a kid and blood clots were the bomb

 

[Cin]

Of which eight are about masturbation?

yup. I'm pure class

 

[Axver]

More s for Jen.

 

[Serena Vox]

Yes, much better now, but sadly I have another bout of surgery to go until my mouth is fixed (whatever they can do for teeth/mouths I've had it done). They've gotta break my bottom jaw and move it forward to fix my overbite.

Ack, that's horrible. I hope it goes okay!

 

[cobl04]

that made me feel gross. . . . . but I used to get roaring blood noses as a kid and blood clots were the bomb

I know I should stop talking about it but yeah it was incredibly gross. Felt better after it though.

 

[cobl04]

Ack, that's horrible. I hope it goes okay!

Thanks, it will be, just me complaining.

So do you like living in the states?

 

[Cin]

I know I should stop talking about it but yeah it was incredibly gross. Felt better after it though.

Kinda like squeezing a zit. Revolting but worth it

 

[Serena Vox]

Boy I am not gonna be hitting the alcohol for a while!
My head!!!

 

[Axver]

Boy I am not gonna be hitting the alcohol for a while!
My head!!!

I'm impressed - you finally made some incoherent drunkposts.

 

[Cin]

Boy I am not gonna be hitting the alcohol for a while!
My head!!!

the day after always makes me refrain for a good long while

 

[cobl04]

Kinda like squeezing a zit. Revolting but worth it

I've got this cream for zits now which is working quite well

The girl I like won't shut up about her boyfriend. Sorry. I haaaaad to realise I liked her after she hooked up with him. Let's hope some of those cliches are true...

 

[Serena Vox]

Thanks, it will be, just me complaining.

So do you like living in the states?

Haha, multiple surgeries? You're entitled to it!

No, I don't. There's many things to list of my dislikes for this place.

 

[Serena Vox]

I'm impressed - you finally made some incoherent drunkposts.

If the Superthread had been more alive (read as: if I hadn't passed out) it would have been so much funnier!

 

[cobl04]

Boy I am not gonna be hitting the alcohol for a while!
My head!!!

Ah... so it was alcohol induced

the day after always makes me refrain for a good long while

Not over here not yet anyway.

I love saying it in Italian La notte scorsa, mi sono umbricato

 

[Cin]

The girl I like won't shut up about her boyfriend. Sorry. I haaaaad to realise I liked her after she hooked up with him. Let's hope some of those cliches are true...

it might work out in the long run
Mr Cin was engaged to one of my best friends at school and I went out with one of his friends for about a minute. . . .

or maybe there's someone else out there just waiting for some Pappy lovin'

 

[cobl04]

Haha, multiple surgeries? You're entitled to it!

No, I don't. There's many things to list of my dislikes for this place.

No wonder you and Axver get along well!

Can I ask, are you all really quite as fat as I keep hearing? And people don't really think we get around on kangaroos or are all like Steve Irwin?

 

[Serena Vox]

the day after always makes me refrain for a good long while

Me too! The last few times, I've only been mildly drunk, so no hangover or bad repercussions, but this time...

 

[Serena Vox]

Ah... so it was alcohol induced

That is one way to put it!

 

[Axver]

If the Superthread had been more alive (read as: if I hadn't passed out) it would have been so much funnier!

Curse university making me go in today!

But in almost every semester, Tuesday's been one of my long days ...

 

[Alisaura]

I know someone who disliked living in America so much that she moved to Mexico.

Well, that wasn't the whole reason, but she was getting out of there one way or another.


Also, hi Serena/Ax/Cin/Danny/anyone I missed

 

[cobl04]

it might work out in the long run
Mr Cin was engaged to one of my best friends at school and I went out with one of his friends for about a minute. . . .

or maybe there's someone else out there just waiting for some Pappy lovin'

That's what I'm hoping for anyway. In the meantime I'll just chill and try and meet other girls, as you say, and hope that down the track I don't become too 'low' for her.

Pappy is my universal nickname outside of here actually.

 

[Alisaura]

omg Danny... Graham and the Colonel!!