"Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence. "
"We loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient. "