"Bonos American Wife"

[ladywithspinninghead]

Oh my, I have tears in my eyes from reading this thread!!!

 

[joyfulgirl]

^ head really spins

 

[HelloAngel]

I like green beans. No really, I do.

 

[U2democrat]

this thread...is....incredible....

 

[HelloAngel]

I also like carrots, but not radishes.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[DeadMansParty]

( in the voice of Napoleon Dynamite)
FREAKING IDIOTS!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Serves you right hole! Everyone here knows I am incredibly rude and just plain mean, so -off!! :


me --->

!!!!!

 

[RedRocksU2]

I nominate this thread for "Funniest thread of the month"!

 

[Doozer61]

and i am a doozer




in bed

 

[Mrs. Edge]

Oh man! This is the funniest thread I've read in awhile!



And no I am not:

Edge's mother
Aislinn
Morleigh

But if Edge ever decides he wants to make me wife #3, me, I'm here.

 

[BONO'ppetit]

I had no idea there were this freaking many people thinking of and talking about U2 at the same time I am...all day...everyday...

 

[HelloAngel]

Until last weekend, I had no idea that buffalo cheese wasn't really made in Buffalo.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Larry really does have a Pop Angel.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

I'm not actually Brazilian but I am a fly.

 

[anitram]

Miroslava is really Miroslava

I knew a girl with that name a long time ago, not that common.

 

[Poutine in a Suitcase]

I had no idea there were this freaking many people thinking of and talking about U2 at the same time I am...all day...everyday...

Are you really a New Sense? Or are you a Nuisance?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

LadyLemon isn't really a lemon

I don't think I could classify myself as an actual 'lady' either. Yes, I do lack a penis, but I feel that I also lack the refinement and good manners that as such are the characteristics of a real lady.

 

[beau2ifulday]

I don't think I could classify myself as an actual 'lady' either. Yes, I do lack a penis, but I feel that I also lack the refinement and good manners that as such are the characteristics of a real lady.

I should add that this nod isn't a 'yes LadyLemon, you are an unrefined creature' nod, but a general empathy nod

 

[RedRocksU2]

Until last weekend, I had no idea that buffalo cheese wasn't really made in Buffalo.

...does that mean that Buffalos don't have any wings?

 

[pepokiss]

I can give you a kiss... but that doesn't stop me from being Pepo

 

[RedRocksU2]

No gracias Pepo......

 

[Lila64]

I'm Lila. Really, I am. Ask anyone who knows me. But I'm not 64...

and to -Lady Lemon-

 

[Cleasai]

Despite popular belief I really am not a facial cleanser

 

[Calluna]

Is Ali Irish? I thought she was Lebanese???!!!

LOLMAO!!!!! drool

 

[thrillme]

The Edge REALLY was the Edge, you know.

I don't know why you people continue to insist otherwise.

I think Adam browses this site, might even post, but no one would ever suspect it.

Q: Have you ever joined one of the U2 chat rooms on the net?

Adam: Yeah, I've dropped in to a few chatrooms over the years. I usually try to answer the more obscure questions, though once I came away and realised that I'd given people all the wrong answers.

Hi Adam!

*just in case*

 

[Lila64]

 

[Axver]

I'm not really an Axver.

 

[notAxver]

I'm not really an Axver.

Nor am I.

 

[bono_man2002]

Nor am I.

Not really A bono_man2002 either!