"Bonos American Wife"

[BONO'ppetit]

OMG Headache in a suitcase! I just looked at your Bono look alike and that is NOT funny!

 

[MigraineInASack]

Nerrrrrrrrrrrr I just realized what they meant by that. The user is calling herself (or himself ) Bono's American Wife. As Rosanne Rosanna Danna would say...never mind!

 

[Laura M]

and i'm really The Edge's cousin

You're pretty.

 

[Poutine in a Suitcase]

I really have a cup of poutine in my suitcase

 

[BONO'ppetit]

I really have a cup of poutine in my suitcase

Okay, if I once thought you might've been...you just set me straight now. You're no Edge.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I really have a cup of poutine in my suitcase

 

[Hewson]

Drugs are bad...mmmmkay.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I really have a cup of poutine in my suitcase

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[U2girl]

I really have a cup of poutine in my suitcase

I misread your username and thought you had Putin the Russian president in your suitcase.

 

[diamond]

joyfulgirl isn't necessarily joyful

oh so true

db9

 

[IWasBored]

Drugs are bad...mmmmkay.

str8 XedgeX 4 lIfE!!!!

XXX

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I really wear a Velvet Dress and am 75.

 

[MigraineInASack]

Baby don't be mad

 

[Mr. BAW]

It's not about the user name. The user name prompted the question. Is Ali Irish or American?

Well, if you've done your math, you sure as hell should know who I am............














I'm Mr. Bono's American Wife....

Welcome to the madness...........................

 

[BAW]

In the words of headache in a suitcase:

WHAT IN THE BLUEST OF BLUE HELLS IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?

Um...its just a username. Bono already has an Irish wife, so I was merely volunteering myself for the position if he ever decides he needs companionship when he's in North America.

I am not claiming to be Bono's real wife nor am I insinuating that Bono's real wife is anyone other than the very Irish Ali Hewson.


Sheesh. Nothing like going out for a while and finding 3 pages devoted to my screen name

 

[Poutine in a Suitcase]

Baby don't be mad

Back off Jack he's mine



Hi Headache

 

[BAW]

I asked this same question about this "Bonos American Wife" character when I got here and that user emailed me a bunch of profanities and said a lot of bad things about me. Very bad things.

Serves you right hole! Everyone here knows I am incredibly rude and just plain mean, so -off!! :


me --->

 

[BONO'ppetit]

Sheesh. Nothing like going out for a while and finding 3 pages devoted to my screen name

Aw chill! You love it and you know it. Read the whole thread. It already says I figured it out. I don't need to be hit over the head with a frying pan--that much.

 

[BAW]

Aw chill! You love it and you know it. Read the whole thread. It already says I figured it out. I don't need to be hit over the head with a frying pan--that much.

I did read the whole thread and I never said I didn't love it! If I was really upset or bothered, I wouldn't be playing along

Its all good

 

[BONO'ppetit]

I did read the whole thread and I never said I didn't love it! If I was really upset or bothered, I wouldn't be playing along

Its all good

I know. That's why I'm and

 

[BAW]

Ali is Irish.

Bono doesn't really have an American wife.

joyfulgirl isn't necessarily joyful

LadyLemon isn't really a lemon

but Sicy really is Sicilian

and martha really is martha

 

[Mr. BAW]

^ Hates Seattle and all that it entrails......^

 

[BONO'ppetit]

Ali is Irish.

Bono doesn't really have an American wife.

joyfulgirl isn't necessarily joyful

LadyLemon isn't really a lemon

but Sicy really is Sicilian

and martha really is martha

You forgot one:

And sometimes wit really is replaced with sarcasm.

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Ali is Irish.

Bono doesn't really have an American wife.

joyfulgirl isn't necessarily joyful

LadyLemon isn't really a lemon

but Sicy really is Sicilian

and martha really is martha

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[joyfulgirl]

In the words of headache in a suitcase:

WHAT IN THE BLUEST OF BLUE HELLS IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?



Sheesh. Nothing like going out for a while and finding 3 pages devoted to my screen name

 

[joyfulgirl]

oh so true

db9

 

[joyfulgirl]

You forgot one:

And sometimes wit really is replaced with sarcasm.

Sorry, but sometimes a thread needs a good kick in the pants to get going. And see, we're all having a rollicking good time now, right?

 

[diamond]

and she likes RTSS