They're not really funny. I was/am socially awkwardly retarded, and they either involved school friends and me not realising that being a social tard was a disability.. Or they're stories from adulthood where I realised retardation was nothing to be ashamed of and if it couldn't be changed then I'd drink myself into not caring and do it anyway.
One time, in high school, I had a crush on this dorky guy in the year above us and they made me go sit with him and his friends (we'd only said a passing hello before) and have a conversation for 5 minutes.
It ended the crush, thankfully.
A few years back, other friends, made me moonwalk in Panthers. Panthers, the giant leagues club which is home of the Penrith Panthers - ie, filled with teenagers and sweaty football players. It was unfortunately also a jagermeister promo night. You do the maths.
I make many friends when drunk, apparently.