Blubberhouses, Yorkshire, England Superthread

[Axver]

ok

As I've mentioned, question #54's continued inclusion is under debate.

Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. kissed an MOS?
3. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
4. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position?
5. French kissed?
6. made out?
7. had or given a hickey/love bite?
8. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
9. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
10. viewed pornography of any description?
11. created erotica with any medium?
12. seen a stripper?
13. had an erection, clitoral erection?
14. had an orgasm?
15. masturbated?
16. masturbated with another person in the room?
17. watched another person masturbate?
18. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
19. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
20. been engaged or married?
21. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
22. fondled a girl's breasts, had your breasts fondled?
23. fondled an MOS's genitals?
24. had your genitals fondled?
25. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
26. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
27. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
28. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
29. had sexual intercourse?
30. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
31. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
32. had sexual intercourse outdoors and/or in a public place?
33. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
34. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
35. had group sex?
36. had anal intercourse?
37. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
38. purchased/used contraceptives?
39. used a form of sexual lubricant?
40. had cybersex?
41. overshared on the Superthreads?
42. slept in the same bed as an MOS?
43. engaged in cunnilingus?
44. engaged in fellatio?
45. gone 69?
46. engaged in bondage?
47. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
48. worn fetish clothing?
49. engaged in transvestitism?
50. committed an act of voyeurism?
51. committed an act of exhibitionism (e.g. streaking, flashing)?
52. had an STD test?
53. had an STD?
54. committed statutory rape?
55. smoked tobacco?
56. smoked pot or hashish?
57. used cocaine or speed?
58. used LSD, PCP, Ecstacy, heroin, or mushrooms?
59. been arrested?
60. got a tattoo and/or piercing, excluding standard ear piercings?
61. been drunk?
62. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
63. lost consciousness due to drinking?
64. drunkposted on the Superthread?
65. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
66. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?
67. medsposted on the Superthread?
68. stonedposted on the Superthread?
69. stayed up hours past when you intended to go to bed due to posting on the Superthread?
70. ... and fallen asleep at the computer due to overtiredness?
71. been the top poster on a Superthread?
72. posted with an alter in a Superthread?
73. made a Superthread?
74. ... and vandalised the masterlist of locations?
75. made 100 posts on a single Superthread?
76. made 200 posts on a single Superthread?
77. made 300 posts on a single Superthread?
78. been 45ed? (if you don't know what that means, you haven't)
79. been 15ed? (see above)
80. made over 1,000 Superthread posts?
81. made over 5,000 Superthread posts?
82. made over 10,000 Superthread posts?
83. made over half your Interference posts in the Superthreads?
84. put off household chores to post on the Superthread?
85. put off other offline duties or engagements to post on the Superthread (e.g. going to the supermarket, attending university lectures, eating dinner with the family)?
86. participated in a picspam?
87. written a running diary on the Superthreads while listening to an album or playlist?
88. bought or renewed (either personally or by another person on your behalf) an Interference premium membership primarily due to Superthread participation?
89. visited other parts of Interference less due to the Superthreads?
90. used other websites less due to the Superthreads?
91. participated in the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein setlist party's inception, planning, and/or execution?
92. featured the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein in your signature, avatar, custom user title, or other similar field?
93. been to a location the Superthread has visited?
94. been to a location the Superthread has visited because it's a location the Superthread has visited?
95. met a Superthreader in person?
96. photographed a railed vehicle, plane, stadium, ancient artefact, or rock for a Superthreader?
97. posted something troublesome in another thread either to amuse the Superthread or due to its encouragement?
98. received a mod warning for your behaviour on the Superthread?
99. lost purity points at the encouragement and/or advice of the Superthread?
100. done something with the specific purpose of lowering your purity score or used either the original purity test or this one as inspiration for activities?

(For the record, I'm a 41% on that version of the test, soon to be 39% as #83 and #94 will both be ticked off soon.)

 

[coolian2]

i dotn think the boobs have been touched up, as nipples/ bobs arent naturally even , they are supposed to be slightly different

I'm no expert, but Google shows a change in overall tit size.

The nipples appear to always have been uneven.

If I could remember anything she did before Get Smart I'd use that for a Google search, to see if there was a perceptible difference before she was a big (can't get around using the word) star.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Any ideas for a new one? I've worked in the cybersex and fetish clothing questions already. We could always bring back the buttocks fondling question if we're at a loss. That was the last one cut.

trying to think of a new question

 

[Varitek]

The problematic question is "have you participated in sexual activities that constitute statutory rape?" The issue is that in some jurisdictions, a 17 year old with a 20 year old is statutory rape, while in others, it's not. If the question were "that constitute statutory rape in the relevant jurisdiction", you could have two people who've done exactly the same thing but only one losing a purity point. If we choose a specific jurisdiction - well, which? Or we could define statutory rape ourselves. Or we could avoid the hassle and bring in a completely different question that won't cause this problem in the first place!

wait what? i thought superthread purity test meant, like, shit that has to do with the superthreaad. like have you been to a locaation. the 100 point, for me, is like the defining sexual purity test. other kinds of purity tests are totally tailored to their special topic (e.g. one for students at my college asks have you done the pterodactyl hunt, have you had sex in the big chair, hve you had sex in the ampitheater, ahve you stayed at the dining hall aall the way from lunch until dinner without leaving...)

 

[Axver]

Um.... It's a fast ADSL? Broadband? It's fast, but Mat may have been downloading movies again and blown the 12G limit.

Heh, I remember the days when I'd download U2 DVD bootlegs and had to keep a very close eye on the download limit.

I can't wait to get some ADSL2+ where I am.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Any ideas for a new one? I've worked in the cybersex and fetish clothing questions already. We could always bring back the buttocks fondling question if we're at a loss. That was the last one cut.

have you covered sex in public places, beaches, trains, city buses, the cricket ground...

 

[coolian2]

well i was just going off of wtahnn shit i read. i'm so out of the loop on so manythings right now. like baseball. excuse me i'm in shock over something none of you care about. i need nsw dalt or peefan or someone. it's worse because i don't actuaally know what haappened recently to make us trade manny.

Hasn't he been demanding out every off season for years?

 

[Varitek]

As I've mentioned, question #54's continued inclusion is under debate.

Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. kissed an MOS?
3. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
4. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position?
5. French kissed?
6. made out?
7. had or given a hickey/love bite?
8. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
9. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
10. viewed pornography of any description?
11. created erotica with any medium?
12. seen a stripper?
13. had an erection, clitoral erection?
14. had an orgasm?
15. masturbated?
16. masturbated with another person in the room?
17. watched another person masturbate?
18. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
19. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
20. been engaged or married?
21. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
22. fondled a girl's breasts, had your breasts fondled?
23. fondled an MOS's genitals?
24. had your genitals fondled?
25. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
26. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
27. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
28. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
29. had sexual intercourse?
30. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
31. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
32. had sexual intercourse outdoors and/or in a public place?
33. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
34. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
35. had group sex?
36. had anal intercourse?
37. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
38. purchased/used contraceptives?
39. used a form of sexual lubricant?
40. had cybersex?
41. overshared on the Superthreads?
42. slept in the same bed as an MOS?
43. engaged in cunnilingus?
44. engaged in fellatio?
45. gone 69?
46. engaged in bondage?
47. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
48. worn fetish clothing?
49. engaged in transvestitism?
50. committed an act of voyeurism?
51. committed an act of exhibitionism (e.g. streaking, flashing)?
52. had an STD test?
53. had an STD?
54. committed statutory rape?
55. smoked tobacco?
56. smoked pot or hashish?
57. used cocaine or speed?
58. used LSD, PCP, Ecstacy, heroin, or mushrooms?
59. been arrested?
60. got a tattoo and/or piercing, excluding standard ear piercings?
61. been drunk?
62. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
63. lost consciousness due to drinking?
64. drunkposted on the Superthread?
65. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
66. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?
67. medsposted on the Superthread?
68. stonedposted on the Superthread?
69. stayed up hours past when you intended to go to bed due to posting on the Superthread?
70. ... and fallen asleep at the computer due to overtiredness?
71. been the top poster on a Superthread?
72. posted with an alter in a Superthread?
73. made a Superthread?
74. ... and vandalised the masterlist of locations?
75. made 100 posts on a single Superthread?
76. made 200 posts on a single Superthread?
77. made 300 posts on a single Superthread?
78. been 45ed? (if you don't know what that means, you haven't)
79. been 15ed? (see above)
80. made over 1,000 Superthread posts?
81. made over 5,000 Superthread posts?
82. made over 10,000 Superthread posts?
83. made over half your Interference posts in the Superthreads?
84. put off household chores to post on the Superthread?
85. put off other offline duties or engagements to post on the Superthread (e.g. going to the supermarket, attending university lectures, eating dinner with the family)?
86. participated in a picspam?
87. written a running diary on the Superthreads while listening to an album or playlist?
88. bought or renewed (either personally or by another person on your behalf) an Interference premium membership primarily due to Superthread participation?
89. visited other parts of Interference less due to the Superthreads?
90. used other websites less due to the Superthreads?
91. participated in the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein setlist party's inception, planning, and/or execution?
92. featured the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein in your signature, avatar, custom user title, or other similar field?
93. been to a location the Superthread has visited?
94. been to a location the Superthread has visited because it's a location the Superthread has visited?
95. met a Superthreader in person?
96. photographed a railed vehicle, plane, stadium, ancient artefact, or rock for a Superthreader?
97. posted something troublesome in another thread either to amuse the Superthread or due to its encouragement?
98. received a mod warning for your behaviour on the Superthread?
99. lost purity points at the encouragement and/or advice of the Superthread?
100. done something with the specific purpose of lowering your purity score or used either the original purity test or this one as inspiration for activities?

(For the record, I'm a 41% on that version of the test, soon to be 39% as #83 and #94 will both be ticked off soon.)

so, to continue my feedback. the last chunk of this is wht i'd consider a superthread purity test. the questions you lifted from the regular purity test should be left to the regular purity test. but the superthread part is quite good.

 

[Varitek]

Hasn't he been demanding out every off season for years?

yes but it never actually happens!!!!! and because i'm all news blackouted, i have no idea what happened (something did according to allusions in articles). but i need to take a u2 break in a second and read more articles or maybe wikipedia has something useful.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Hola! Looks like I've arrived at a very interesting time here......

 

[mysterious_jen]

could you have something about sending sexual texts or pics via sms or email?

 

[coolian2]

yes but it never actually happens!!!!! and because i'm all news blackouted, i have no idea what happened (something did according to allusions in articles). but i need to take a u2 break in a second and read more articles or maybe wikipedia has something useful.

I still have NFI where he was traded to.

I don't like uni, it cuts down on my useless TV news watching time.

 

[coolian2]

could you have something about sending sexual texts or pics via sms or email?

That would be funneh.

 

[Varitek]

also kunstmuseum could be expanded to say, 1 point for conception nd planning aand 1 point for execution (some like unico and elmel got in on it in the thread) and minus one point, or add one back or whtaever, for having fallen for it. and a point for posting in a hijacked thread back when we did that.

 

[Angela Harlem]

could you have something about sending sexual texts or pics via sms or email?

Or sent an sms simply to get some action.


... As if people would do such things!

 

[Axver]

Hey BEG!

 

[Varitek]

I still have NFI where he was traded to.

I don't like uni, it cuts down on my useless TV news watching time.

la.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Hola! Looks like I've arrived at a very interesting time here......

care to join the debate on anne hathaway's boobs?

 

[Varitek]

aalso a question for posting in a superthread from class/meeting (distinct from work, we are tlaking about a time when you are allegedly paying attention to other real live people)

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Where are her boobs?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Where are her boobs?

couple pages back.

 

[coolian2]

la.

Of Anaheim, or El Dodgers?

(Already now knowing the answer full well)

 

[Angela Harlem]

helpful aren't i...
1-2 pages i think, beg.

 

[Axver]

so, to continue my feedback. the last chunk of this is wht i'd consider a superthread purity test. the questions you lifted from the regular purity test should be left to the regular purity test. but the superthread part is quite good.

We all agreed that the original purity test has some problems, and we might as well make a comprehensive purity test covering both material from the original and Superthready stuff. I certainly don't want to cut stuff from the original test, especially as some Superthread stuff is worked into it. And good luck coming up with 100 Superthread-specific questions. I struggled just with what's there.

You're in good company with objecting to the use of original purity test questions, by the way. Screwtape's the only person who's previously voiced opposition.

 

[coolian2]

Where are her boobs?

Her chest.

 

[Angela Harlem]

i've got an arsehole of a headache.

 

[coolian2]

care to join the debate on anne hathaway's boobs?

It's a good debate.

 

[mysterious_jen]

You're in good company with objecting to the use of original purity test questions, by the way. Screwtape's the only person who's previously voiced opposition.

 

[coolian2]

i've got an arsehole of a headache.

Sounds smelly.

 

[Axver]

could you have something about sending sexual texts or pics via sms or email?

It can be the Shane Warne Memorial Question.