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Old 04-04-2008, 09:46 AM   #631
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i think i'd be more of a shock if i ended up with a guy
You're the only one of us to end up with a printer though! I doubt even Vazza can say that!
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:56 AM   #632
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You're the only one of us to end up with a printer though! I doubt even Vazza can say that!
very true. i'm a winnAR
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wow that journal thing is nuts. who did that? was it anyone from here?
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:04 AM   #634
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wow that journal thing is nuts. who did that? was it anyone from here?
Probably some especially insane PLEBAns with bizarre delusions.
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you know, i still never figured out how that printer got on my bed. i don't think i've printed anything in weeks!
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you slept with a printer?

so, the problem with the eits guy is that he's too muscular. this isn't a problem at all ever, except that he's uncomfortably thick to sleep on.
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:53 AM   #639
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I wonder if she's revised the New Testament so that all references to Jesus are now to Bono?
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you know, i still never figured out how that printer got on my bed.
You had a few too many screwdrivers and ... things happened.
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you slept with a printer?
apparently i've lowered my standards. unfortunately though, this does not result in a drop in purity points

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so, the problem with the eits guy is that he's too muscular. this isn't a problem at all ever, except that he's uncomfortably thick to sleep on.
eeek...yeah that is a problem. push off of him once he's asleep.
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It's OK, Mia. I found a special purity test for you.

FIVE POINT PRINTER PURITY TEST

Have you ...
[ ] ever turned on a printer?
[ ] ever been turned on by a printer?
[ ] printed blank sheets of paper for pleasure?
[ ] taken a printer to bed?
[ ] found a strange printer in your bed?
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i'm very tempted to respond to this
http://forum.interference.com/showth...75#post5076575
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It's OK, Mia. I found a special purity test for you.

FIVE POINT PRINTER PURITY TEST

Have you ...
[ ] ever turned on a printer?
[ ] ever been turned on by a printer?
[ ] printed blank sheets of paper for pleasure?
[ ] taken a printer to bed?
[ ] found a strange printer in your bed?
can you blame me? look at that ass

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Old 04-04-2008, 11:03 AM   #645
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i'm very tempted to respond to this
http://forum.interference.com/showth...75#post5076575
IS BONO OK?
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