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Old 07-30-2008, 05:37 AM   #646
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that photo of homer looks a lot like the one in the drunk simpsons ad:
Even Bart looks tipsy!
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Old 07-30-2008, 05:39 AM   #647
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It should be our new drool smiley!
ooh, yes!

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Even Bart looks tipsy!
i know! it's the weirdest banner ad ever.
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Oh my god.

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"Studies show that a sense of humour is sexually attractive to women," Greengross said. "We've found that self-deprecating humour is the most attractive of all"
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Old 07-30-2008, 05:42 AM   #649
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Oh god, I'd never seen the drunk Simpsons ad before... god, it's amazing!
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Being from New Zealand, the land of self-depreciating humour, WINS.
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i don't know about self-deprecating, but i do agree that a sense of humour is one of the most important things about attraction.
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Gah!, I'm thinking of ordering some Cd's from Amazon....and the cheapest shipping to Oz is $4.99 + $2.99 an item.....the problem is, it'll take 18-32 days to get here!

SHEESH!
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Oh god, I'd never seen the drunk Simpsons ad before... god, it's amazing!
i've gotten it a couple times, always in this thread. wonder why if they're all drunk, i don't know if i want to be like a simpson!
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i've gotten it a couple times, always in this thread. wonder why if they're all drunk, i don't know if i want to be like a simpson!
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Now for the test. I'll post it in manageable chunks.

Keep in mind the following four questions are under consideration to replace questions here:
had cybersex?
got a tattoo and/or piercing, excluding standard ear piercings?
written erotica?
worn fetish clothing?

First part of the test!

Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. danced cheek-to-cheek
3. kissed an MOS?
4. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
5. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
6. French kissed?
7. had or given a hickey/love bite?
8. made out?
9. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
10. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
11. viewed pornography of any description?
12. seen a stripper?
13. had an erection, clitoral erection?
14. had an orgasm?
15. masturbated?
16. masturbated with another person in the room?
17. watched another person masturbate?
18. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
19. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
20. been engaged or married?
21. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
22. fondled a girl's breast, had your breasts fondled?
23. fondled an MOS's buttocks?
24. fondled an MOS's genitals?
25. had your genitals fondled?
26. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
27. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
28. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
29. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?

I've never been too fond of #2, and I'm sure at least a couple of the fondling questions could be merged.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Self deprecation is okay in small doses, but it can also be really annoying, so watch out Kiwi boys.

I just think good timing is attractive.
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Does seeing a stripper in Grand Theft Auto IV count?
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Does seeing a stripper in Grand Theft Auto IV count?
No. If you want to lose that point, you better just go to King Street in the city.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Gah!, I'm thinking of ordering some Cd's from Amazon....and the cheapest shipping to Oz is $4.99 + $2.99 an item.....the problem is, it'll take 18-32 days to get here!

SHEESH!
do i even want to ask how much expedited shipping would cost? i used to order some items from amazon.co.uk - back when the us dollar wasn't so weak. items would cost like £15 on their site, and $50 on amazon.com's site! talk about a rip-off.

i haven't bothered looking at imports (from the uk at least) in a while because i know it'd be ridiculous. i got a good deal though when i bought some dvds from australia a while back.
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Again, the questions to consider including:
had cybersex?
got a tattoo and/or piercing, excluding standard ear piercings?
written erotica?
worn fetish clothing?

And the next part of the test:
30. had sexual intercourse?
31. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
32. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
33. had sexual intercourse outdoors and/or in a public place?
34. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
35. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
36. had group sex?
37. had anal intercourse?
38. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
39. purchased/used contraceptives?
40. used a form of sexual lubricant?
41. overshared on the Superthreads?
42. spent the night in an MOS's room?
43. slept with an MOS?
44. engaged in cunnilingus?
45. engaged in fellatio?
46. gone 69?
47. engaged in bondage?
48. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
49. committed an act of voyeurism?
50. committed an act of exhibitionism (e.g. streaking, flashing)?
51. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
52. had an STD test?
53. had an STD?
54. committed statutory rape?
55. smoked tobacco?
56. smoked pot or hashish
57. used cocaine or speed?
58. used LSD, PCP, Ecstacy, heroin, or mushrooms?
59. used four or more recreational drugs in one night?
60. been arrested?
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